Senior Moments

[veggiechicken]

I should have said as mad as me, shouldn't I?

Yep, we're definitely that Now, who did you say you were, dear..........

[Aberdeenplotter]

This thread had made me feel so much better, you're all just as bad as me LOL

Makes me feel loads better too missus.

[Madasafish]

Hmm I know I've done some silly things but the good thing about growing old is it helps you forget what they were :-)

[julesapple]

....ground coffee instead of Bisto???

Putting milk in a mug of Bovril?

[julesapple]

Ma brewed 'tea' using four coffee bags over Christmas......they had coffee instead so it wasn't wasted, just rather tar like....

[binley100]

OMG I could write a book........

[Nicos]

OMG I could write a book........

...don't tell anyone- but I've already started one about this lot!!!

[binley100]

I know Jake has gravy on his food so why do I make him coffee........just as I know I drink coffee in the morning and not gravy with added milk ......
Jakes cup of gravy goes on his food and not in any other random dish that happens to be sitting there........
Always check the destination of public transport before getting on .......
Remember to remove teabag from cup before drinking...
Make sure whatever you are pouring water, hot oil or any other liquid into has a) a receptacle there to catch liquid and b) your other hand is well out of the way ........

[Bren In Pots]

Make sure you strain your stock into a pan not into the sink.

[Piggle]

nutters ..... now what was i doing?

[binley100]

Could say the same about spaghetti........through a sieve please......

And make sure when you serve up it is onto a plate and not the placemat......

[Potstubsdustbins]

When I was at..............................eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm forgot try again later.

Potty reading the advert to the left about........................... Dementia.

[veggiechicken]

Could say the same about spaghetti........through a sieve please......

And make sure when you serve up it is onto a plate and not the placemat......

And when you strain the vegetables, make sure you have a lid on the saucepan before it all falls into the sink........

[julesapple]

...........Blithely stepping out of the attic without checking the ladder was still there.........40ft drop, punctuated by stairs, bannisters etc.

[Florence Fennel]

I spent a lot of time lovingly preparing pigs in blankets two weeks before the Day and then left them in the freezer. No-one noticed until Boxing Day.