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Nearly poked the cats eye out with my fork when it jumped on the table and somehow it's my fault for having my fork sticking up .. yes it's called eating you pillock!
This blame was apportioned by my husband who is in a bad mood as he is trying to stop smoking.
Get him a decent electronic ciggie, cheap as chips to run and no nasties. Some doctors are now recommending them as the best nicotine replacement therapy.
Worked for me.
Potty
Potty by name Potty by nature.
By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.
We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
LOL Jules, funnily enough when I was packing my homeopathic remedies to take from home the ones for things like that were on the top of the list!
My rant: How every 5 minutes there is a contradictory report of what's happening. So that at any given point you are over or under reacting. Yes, and I don't fricken care ok?
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club
Why does the weather always go mild in January and encourage you to start your seeds off in the greenhouse, and then suddenly turn bitterly cold as soon as they have germinated and been pricked out?
Bertie, there are flowers on my honeysuckles - if we get the promised snows this weekend that'll be an end to them. Ditto my big fat green clematis buds....
Jules
Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?
♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥
So-called 'savings' policies that don't make target - by a ruddy lot of money. Call yourselves investment experts!? FFS, I'd have done better buying ruddy scratch cards!!!!
Not sure if they're crooks or incompetents!
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.
I don't eat chillies. I don't like chillies, but I grow them because my youngest son and my daughter love them. Why then am I composting nearly all the chillies and I wonder what will happen if I don't grow them next year? To sow, or not to sow, that is the question. (There's also a mention of my bow and arrers in that statement somewhere AP - got the hat on?).
I don't eat chillies. I don't like chillies, but I grow them because my youngest son and my daughter love them. Why then am I composting nearly all the chillies?
Blimey Flo, your compost is going to be sh*t hot........
Jules
Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?
♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥
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