Minor Rant Thread part 7

[Potstubsdustbins]

Nearly poked the cats eye out with my fork when it jumped on the table and somehow it's my fault for having my fork sticking up .. yes it's called eating you pillock!

This blame was apportioned by my husband who is in a bad mood as he is trying to stop smoking.

Get him a decent electronic ciggie, cheap as chips to run and no nasties. Some doctors are now recommending them as the best nicotine replacement therapy.

Worked for me.

Potty

[Piggle]

he's already on one ..... can you imagine what he'd be like without it.

[julesapple]

I think we are a household with the Norovirus thing. Lovely. Just what I always wanted. Not.

[Feral007]

LOL Jules, funnily enough when I was packing my homeopathic remedies to take from home the ones for things like that were on the top of the list!

My rant: How every 5 minutes there is a contradictory report of what's happening. So that at any given point you are over or under reacting. Yes, and I don't fricken care ok?

[BertieFox]

Why does the weather always go mild in January and encourage you to start your seeds off in the greenhouse, and then suddenly turn bitterly cold as soon as they have germinated and been pricked out?

[julesapple]

Bertie, there are flowers on my honeysuckles - if we get the promised snows this weekend that'll be an end to them. Ditto my big fat green clematis buds....

[Glutton4...]

Wrap it in fleece, Jules.

So-called 'savings' policies that don't make target - by a ruddy lot of money. Call yourselves investment experts!? FFS, I'd have done better buying ruddy scratch cards!!!!

Not sure if they're crooks or incompetents!

[zazen999]

Finding out this afternoon [late this afternoon] that my next DTLLS day, the one with the micro teach to present, is tomorrow not next Friday.

Honestly, what happened there? It's been in my diary since July.

*kicks self up the ar$e and gets lesson planning, resource designing, presentation writing and printing AARRGGHH.

[cardiffsteve]

Lets reduce the deficit

Just not fair!

[Potstubsdustbins]

CS and they want a rise of nearly 40%.

Potty

[Florence Fennel]

Hope you sorted your presentation Zaz.

I don't eat chillies. I don't like chillies, but I grow them because my youngest son and my daughter love them. Why then am I composting nearly all the chillies and I wonder what will happen if I don't grow them next year? To sow, or not to sow, that is the question. (There's also a mention of my bow and arrers in that statement somewhere AP - got the hat on?).

[Florence Fennel]

Apparently poor Sheffield Wednesday are having to put up with a biased referee. Like I'm bovvered.

[Florence Fennel]

Sorry, here I am again. Body Shop Sweet Body Butter? I smell like Lemon Pledge!

[Florence Fennel]

Eli Pledge, you knock kneed knackered old nose bag.

[julesapple]

I don't eat chillies. I don't like chillies, but I grow them because my youngest son and my daughter love them. Why then am I composting nearly all the chillies?

Blimey Flo, your compost is going to be sh*t hot........