Minor Rant Thread part 7

[alldigging]

Being out of instant.

Have enough filter to float a battleship, it's just slightly more effort first thing on a sunday morning than I'd like.

[Jeanied]

Aliens who steal sleep patterns! Awake at silly o'clock again!

[Glutton4...]

Remember me bemoaning the fact that I am waiting for paperwork - well, it has been THREE WEEKS now!! How ruddy inefficient can an office be FFS!?

Yes, I have sent them an email - a STINKNG email, actually, so it'll probably take even longer now, to spite me.

It's the Pru, by the way - name and shame, name and shame...

[VirginVegGrower]

Not getting my you know what into gear and the day I proposed spending in the garden with blue skies is now grey. Ho hum and I'm still going out!

[Glutton4...]

Another one bites the dust. Two years older than me. Bowel cancer - hidden behind her Crohns, so not spotted.

I thought house-hunting was depressing until I got that text message...

[Glutton4...]

Aaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh! Trying to update Mr.G's website - it doesn't want to speak to me. I've sworn, stamped, and given up.

[Aberdeenplotter]

polytunnel skin in shreds today. Only done 9¾ years. How can I recommend First Tunnels when that's as long as they last?

edit note.

For avoidance of doubt, amazed that skin lasted so long.Delighted with First Tunnels

[VirginVegGrower]

Oh dear - sorry to hear that AP!
Weekends they're never long enough

[bearded bloke]

Dropping my phone, and now having 3 really deep scratches that interfere with the touchscreen

Try a screen protector film Sarz,should work but you may need to apply a little more pressure for some functions

[Thelma Sanders]

Another one bites the dust. Two years older than me. .

Snap! this one from bone cancer

[bearded bloke]

Another one bites the dust. Two years older than me. Bowel cancer -

And another 2 years younger than me ... November 30th .. pancreatic cancer

[julesapple]

Some inconsiderate ignoramus has bought my lottery dream house........honestly, some people!

[Nicos]

The farmer cutting down ancient pear trees in the field behind our house.
We offered to buy the field off you you plonka as there are so few ancient pear orchards left in the area.
4x the value of the field was NOT a reasonable request for the field.

If you need firewood- go and chop down something else on your hundreds of hectares of land.

* doesn't know whether to sob or fume

[alldigging]

The farmer cutting down ancient pear trees in the field behind our house.
We offered to buy the field off you you plonka as there are so few ancient pear orchards left in the area.
4x the value of the field was NOT a reasonable request for the field.

If you need firewood- go and chop down something else on your hundreds of hectares of land.

* doesn't know whether to sob or fume

is it too late to get TPO on them?

(edit by Nicos....unfortunately no TPOs over here!)

[Glutton4...]

Some 'clever person' thinks it funny to either spray the interior of my car, or hide a 'car smelly' in there somewhere. It F%$£*@& STIIIIIINKS - it's that strong, you can taste it! I had to crank up the heater, and drive home with the windows open, and it's only two degrees out there, ffs, and I don't want the ruddy windows open. In fact, I've just had a Latte and biccies, but I can still smell/taste it.

Yeah, it would be funny, if I didn't have to take the Dog with me - his nose is so much more sensitive than mine, it'd make him ill. Consequently, I'm having to leave the dog here and do less work, so he's not on his own for too long, as I just can't bring myself to put him in there.

Rest assured, I will get revenge, you pillock!