Minor Rant Thread part 7

[cardiffsteve]

I'd better be careful or I might "out rant" G4

[alldigging]

I having a ranty day today

A plot holder on the allotments at the back of my house who was very abusive and swearing at my OH when he went and asked him to put the fire out on his allotment.

When I went down to speak to him he was no where to be seen but the fire was still burning unattended.

If I see him he will be buried on the allotment.

Could have rung the fire brigade.

You should ask to see their indemnity insurance and whether it covers unattended bonfires.

[rustylady]

People who think it's funny when they leave the fridge door open and the dog eats the lasagne that was prepared and waiting to be cooked for my dinner tonight.

[zazen999]

All these gardening threads - on a gardening forum. Wot no non-gardening chit chat?

Who'd a thought it?

[Bigmallly]

Being hungry but not having the energy to make owt...............

[VirginVegGrower]

All these gardening threads - on a gardening forum. Wot no non-gardening chit chat?

Who'd a thought it?

That's all we've had for weeks!

[Feral007]

Finally getting a contract - 2 days too late to give suitable notice. Trying best way to resign to keep maximum time off between jobs............bluddy manager not working today, who knows when she's on again? Not me! So sent an email to her, and then did a hard copy and left at work. She may be on nights, she may be on hols again, she may.......who knows. I'll cc it to the other managers tonight before I go to bed. Does anyone see me looking sick on the 11th March? and even the 12th if they get really sticky? The other manager is crap but is in charge of leave, so prob won't give it to me. Least I've got an end in sight.

[CaroltheCarrot]

Recipe portion sizes.
Serves 6 - 6 what exactly- anorexic supermodels ?
My lot will want all 6 servings each !!!

[SarzWix]

Just mark the chuffin' essay, alright?! Just because you have 2 weeks to mark it, doesn't mean you have to take 2 weeks!

[Feral007]

Funny, the manager told me not to be organising my replacement two weeks ago because she is going to look at the hours first.......ie prob chop some if not half.
Today she says she's going to get in an agency to cover my shifts for a month, and the other person who left last week. Hello? We have two people who could cover those shifts easily for less price, and you know it!
No agency nurse from possibly even another state, will know what services we have available and how it all works. So I've notified the other two people that I've told them nothing but now might be a good time to put in 'an expression of interest.' Silly managers!

[Florence Fennel]

Oh Flo, glad I've seen you, I need cherry tomato plants for my four hanging baskets, thought I'd get my order in early.

Bladdy cheek. I hate being taken for granted.

[CaroltheCarrot]

'Mum, are my joggies washed'
'O I don't know, when did you put them in the wash basket?'
'Last night when I came in ' (12.30) !!!!!
'No they're not'
'O ffs'

Well, s'cuse I, even the laundry fairy has to sleep, do you're bloody own in future

[Aberdeenplotter]

PB, sounds as though you need a cuddle.

ermhh my rant Damned frost

[Glutton4...]

Imagine my surprise today, when I opened an envelope containing the big fat cheque that I've been expecting. It even arrived far quicker that anticipated, considering that getting a simple form from them, in the first place, took over a month.

That's not a 'Rant' is it? No. Well, here goes; I opened the next envelope, which just happened to be from the same people. In it was a letter saying; "We understand from your Bank, that you've cancelled the payment instruction for this policy. Please be aware bla bla bla...!"

A classic case of right hand not knowing what the left is doing. At least they both came to the correct address!




Pillocks.

[SarzWix]

My stupid back Ow 2 weeks til MRI...