Minor Rant Thread part 7

[julesapple]

Cats who jump on to your bed, looking for all the world like they've got a faceful of blood. Heart attack time, why do my cats always do this out of hours?

Thrust said cat at half asleep husband - who then comes to and has a panic attack at all that blood. Shine angle poise for a better look......it's powdery, not runny...WTF??

Cat struggles, claws half nekid husband and escapes. Quick! Run after her, where is she? On the dining table - what is she doing? Get out of the flowers you stoopid individual.....

Wait! Flowers, Tiger Lillies....Oh!

Not blood.........but pollen. Take heart out of mouth and retire back up to bed.

[Hazel at the Hill]

This Furthermore, if it wasn't so LOUD then you wouldn't have to SHOUT to your pal who is SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!

Aha - you were clearly in the Butler's Arms with us this evening, Sarz. Those women shrieking at each other at a distance of 6" was really annoying.

[Hazel at the Hill]

Cats who jump on to your bed, looking for all the world like they've got a faceful of blood. Heart attack time, why do my cats always do this out of hours?

Thrust said cat at half asleep husband - who then comes to and has a panic attack at all that blood. Shine angle poise for a better look......it's powdery, not runny...WTF??

Cat struggles, claws half nekid husband and escapes. Quick! Run after her, where is she? On the dining table - what is she doing? Get out of the flowers you stoopid individual.....

Wait! Flowers, Tiger Lillies....Oh!

Not blood.........but pollen. Take heart out of mouth and retire back up to bed.

Uh oh - lily pollen is poisonous to cats, Jules!!

[scorpius]

This Furthermore, if it wasn't so LOUD then you wouldn't have to SHOUT to your pal who is SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!

Just like the baloody woman in the supermarket today shouting down the phone to whoever about all her woes - dog, cat, mum, kids, car etctetc Just dont follow ME round the shop FFS

[scorpius]

Cant believe I have just seen that boyband One Direction on a music channel with that *** David Cameron in their video :

At this rate I'll be filling this thread up tomorrow

[SarzWix]

I'm beyond the point of angry and hitting despair, now it's not just the OH making enough noise to wake the dead, it's also #2 son and his friend who is staying over. Dunno who this pal even is, never met him before, but his volume switch seems to be stuck on loud. I just want to sleep. *cries*

[julesapple]

(((((((Sarz))))))

What you doing in my house?

PS All the stamens have been snipped out now, Hazel - funny the little jobs you do when sleep isn't happening.....and I've found the No More Nails!

[Herbsandveg]

My own pet hate would be the huge number of light 'entertainment'/reality shows on which the presenters have been cloned into a programmed style of presentation which forces them to feel they have to SHOUT AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE! The previously quite watchable Paddy McGuinness and Dermot O'Leary are two examples who readily spring to mind, and also Davina McCall, who seemed to be the original standard bearer and 'pioneer'of this approach.

It's as if they feel they have to keep the 'atmosphere' whipped up to near hysteria right throughout the show, and the result is constant and unending backdrop of dismembered whooping, wailing and hollering by people who seemed to have entirely taken leave of their senses and who have lost any sense at all of a sensible and balanced appreciation of whatever show it is that they might be watching. This hugely irritating nonsense is so rife and totally dominant across every TV channel, and it would be brave producer who dared to halt and try to swim against the tide of this deeply irritating phenomenon. They do need to be sure, though, that there's one viewer who won't be back until they do.

[SarzWix]

Half an hour after the above post, the noise still went on so I went down and turned the electric off at the fuse box. They got candles and torches out and still carried on. So I had screaming hysterics. Finally they all shut up and went to sleep at 5.30am. By that point I had had 2 hours sleep. Bad enough if this had just been 16 year old son and mates messing around, but no, this was also 43 year old other half and his 40 year old pal, both supposedly old enough to have learnt some respect for other people. I am deeply unhappy this morning. And just about to start hoovering.

[VirginVegGrower]

Cats who jump on to your bed, looking for all the world like they've got a faceful of blood. Heart attack time, why do my cats always do this out of hours?

Thrust said cat at half asleep husband - who then comes to and has a panic attack at all that blood. Shine angle poise for a better look......it's powdery, not runny...WTF??

Cat struggles, claws half nekid husband and escapes. Quick! Run after her, where is she? On the dining table - what is she doing? Get out of the flowers you stoopid individual.....

Wait! Flowers, Tiger Lillies....Oh!

Not blood.........but pollen. Take heart out of mouth and retire back up to bed.

You should get a ginger Tom

[Glutton4...]

... Bad enough if this had just been 16 year old son and mates messing around, but no, this was also 43 year old other half and his 40 year old pal, both supposedly old enough to have learnt some respect ...

What a bunch of total sh!tes. The older ones are worse, usually. Leave the Vacuum running, open all the doors and windows, turn all your TVs and radios on, LOUD, and then go outside and do some therapeutic pottering about.

My rant? Sarz's rellies!

[julesapple]

You should get a ginger Tom

We've had three (RD, Fred & Harry) and I miss them all. We've no more gingers since having little old Honey PTS on Christmas Eve. I do miss them....

[Glutton4...]

Having a ruddy footpath running round the ruddy garden. I am sooooo tired of listening to my Dog bark his ruddy head off at everyone, it's driving me mad. Consequently, on a lovely day like this, he is now laying indoors, and sulking. Not much fun, but at least he's ruddy quiet!

[Glutton4...]

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Nuts!

[Aberdeenplotter]

scos every second counts