Once upon a time

[Aberdeenplotter]

there was an unlikely group of people who communicated using boxes of electronickery. No-one was real but it felt like they were because they said and did random things and even got upset sometimes like real people. They even had birthdays and admitted to being old which was really unlike .....................[follow that but make what you follow it with followable <koff>]

[veggiechicken]

......them, as they always said that they were 21, although everyone hid their smiles behind their hands and........

[bearded bloke]

from that viewpoint could see the dirt under the fingernails & the chipped ......

[veggiechicken]

.....rim of the wine glass, the special one that was only.........

[Aberdeenplotter]

ever half full and never .....................

[bearded bloke]

allowed to be empty,not even for a moment fearing that ...........

[mrswadders]

mike, the lanky new bar man might come and take it away.................................

[Aberdeenplotter]

to use it to root his precious ..................

[Tripmeup]

Android phone, which he had received from....

[bearded bloke]

Marvin,but Mike the new owner was paranoid about ....

[julesapple]

....outer space. Where 'phones' are designed by little green creatures who, stoopidly, presume that humans will know how they work and what all the buttons do........

[bearded bloke]

and will he get super sized thumbs from pressing them so many times a day ......

[Aberdeenplotter]

or will he protect this thumbs by investing in one of them new fangled .........................

[mothhawk]

...voice activated.....

[lottie dolly]

guizmos...................