Once upon a time

[veggiechicken]

........pretended to be disinterested but they all knew .........

[Sheneval]

that his apparent interest in guinness was a front...................

[veggiechicken]

.......for an interest in the barmaid's front that she displayed..........

[Sheneval]

to it's full potential to all and sundry so that................

[Madasafish]

the tortoise had a chance to look down the front of her dress when she fell on the floor when tripped....

[Sheneval]

by Trip, the master of the art of tripping the light fandango who....

[veggiechicken]

.......... took every opportunity to bring his special skills into play..........

[Sheneval]

and he began tripping the light fantastic and skipping the light fandango which...

[Apologies for temporary memory loss but dancing was never my strong point]

[veggiechicken]

.....immediately tripped the power supply and plunged the GR into darkness.........

[Sheneval]

[How did we get back in the GR? - are you making this up as you go along? ]

[Sheneval]

.....immediately tripped the power supply and plunged the GR into darkness.........

[which is where it should be in the first place as the mods haven't re-opened it yet, however for the sake of continuing the saga]

darkness which suited Trip down to the ground as..........

[Madasafish]

he climbed out of his coffin, flung his cloak around him, bared his fangs and went to find a sacrificial virgin....

[veggiechicken]

.........and there weren't many of those around in his neck of the woods...........

[Tripmeup]

as he had previously banished all the maidens that he described glumly as "ungenerous"..There had been one however who had fallen.......

[Aberdeenplotter]

over the edsge of a bank whilst innebriated and that .....................