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get left behind. Waste not, want not was the attitude around here, however, so Bertie got to thinking of uses for the bag. These included......
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........a mini propagator for bringing on the next crop of liquorice plants...........Comment
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and a brown bag for uses on airplane journeys when there is turbulence in the air, the plane jumps about and the turbulence transfers to the stomach of the unfortunate passenger who, having had curried fish and chips and a battered Liquorice Allsort for lunch, promptly disgorges their...Comment
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....entire life story onto the person in the next seat, who, being strapped in, has no chance to....Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
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......get past to go to the toilet or even turn the pages of their inflight magazine.......Comment
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...into an unusual, but nevertheless useful origami candle holder-cum-bonbon dish. At the back....Last edited by mothhawk; 22-01-2013, 06:27 PM.Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
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......of the seat in front was a mesh pocket containing a paper turbulence bag, an inflight drinks price list and a............Comment
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...IOU for the life jacket that should have been under the seat...Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
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but as this was RyanAir the life jacket was an extra anyway as the stewardess said to the Bishop as she took off her.....Last edited by Madasafish; 22-01-2013, 07:03 PM.Comment
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...hat, patted her hair and said "and actually we prefer the term 'cabin crew' now, your Grace, which you'll kindly remember, unless you want to learn how to sky dive without a parachute...Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
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"... and of course we will have to charge you for the lessons if you happen to survive.. Speaking of which, would you like to buy some of our insurance cover or stay in one of our partner hotels if you land too far away from home...?? just asking" said the nice ladyLast edited by Tripmeup; 22-01-2013, 11:47 PM.I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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.......with the outstretched palm........., resting on the door to the emergency chute............Comment
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
...utterly nutterly
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Private personal pad where......................Comment
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.......he sat when deciding...........Comment
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