Once upon a time

[Aberdeenplotter]

fool us though cos we know that he keeps his wad of notes in his sock and his wrapped up wallet is just .............

[veggiechicken]

.......stuffed in his trouser pocket - at least, that''s what we've been told it is but.........

[Sheneval]

its just a decoy explained Trip who then foolishly produced a £50 note [well seen he's not married yet] to show Shen how it should be done, whereupon the Barmaid deftly ....................

[Aberdeenplotter]

plucked the fifty quid from his sticky hand and stuck it down between ............................

[Sheneval]

her more than ample..............

[veggiechicken]

.......pillows, patted the bedspread and.........

[Sheneval]

gave Trip her best Bigmally smile..............

[mothhawk]

....oooh, what big teeth you've got, said....

[Madasafish]

Trip.. even bigger than the ones Grandma found when she was in bed with the wolf which...

[veggiechicken]

.......were in the glass on her bedside table.........,

[Sheneval]

which was half full of guinness................

[veggiechicken]

....and looked a bit like a scene from Jaws, teeth gleaming in a sea of black........

[Aberdeenplotter]

chewed up pontefract cakes which had been .................

[veggiechicken]

...... vigorously masticated by .....

[Tripmeup]

Trip hungry after a feed of Guinness... Which is still going down very well... Meanwhile, the barmaid had discovered where Shen kept his cash and so gently began to caress his ankle which made him...