Once upon a time

[Tripmeup]

Guinness tap, which had started..

[Aberdeenplotter]

Please send me a quid cos I'm skint which had yielded a surprising ...................

[Sheneval]

response of 27p being 5 contributions of 5 pence and one of 2p from VC which she had found...........

[veggiechicken]

.....wedged in the lock of the door to the ladies' toilet, preventing it from closing, some said it had been........

[Madasafish]

placed there as payment for.............

[Aberdeenplotter]

last weeks sandwiches which were ham and cheese with...................

[Sheneval]

chutney on the side along with a pint of................

[veggiechicken]

........skimmed milk, because they all looked as if they needed to..........

[Tripmeup]

start reading books on how to eat more healthily, although it was likely they would ignore all advice and continue to..

[veggiechicken]

.......abuse their bodies in every way possible including........

[Tripmeup]

taking Guinness baths instead of milk baths which meant that whisky would be used as bubble bath and rum for shampoo.. So although they would smell like a brewery, they would be so clean that...

[Aberdeenplotter]

godliness would be their neighbour, talking about whichm did you hear about him down the road that .................

[veggiechicken]

.........You must mean the one who...........

[Aberdeenplotter]

what, how, where and when. I've just woken up after what seems like forty years. I feel like rumplestiltskin and my mouth .......................

[veggiechicken]

........feels like the inside of a parrot's cage but.........