Once upon a time

[Aberdeenplotter]

drink to the health and welfare of ....................

[Sheneval]

all those who deserve it - that way we will not become alcoholics .................

[Aberdeenplotter]

provided we aren't drinking to the health and welfare of ..............

[Sheneval]

all our friends who frequent the GR...

[julesapple]

.....deserve numerous toasts and accolades. The sort that really can't be ignored because it would be very rude....

[mothhawk]

...not to offer toast and marmalade to house-guests at breakfast, especially when.......

[julesapple]

.....they've been up all night drinking.....

[mothhawk]

...from the rainwater butt.....

[Sheneval]

which as butts in the GR go is a pretty good one..............

[veggiechicken]

.......if not as big as some that you'll see bending over the...........

[legume]

.......car bonnet on a sunday morning, which is the best time to do the car because....

[veggiechicken]

........it can excuse you from going to the MiL's for lunch, and we all know that...........

[Sheneval]

is a no no because her cooking is so much better than................

[Ananke]

.... it was last year, thanks to.....

[Aberdeenplotter]

Gordon Ramsay telling Jamie Oliver to .............