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that, and besides they do say that "the truth is often stranger than fiction" and so it is in this case...The case of the mysterious meat and...
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.. the one where the man went into the Chip shop and asked for a burger. “Would you like anything on that?” asked the girl. “Yes”, said the man, “stick a fiver each way on it”.
Just then (back to the story), there was a loud bang on...I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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the stable door and the horses froze in terror -
the man from Tesco had arrived..........
Last edited by Sheneval; 17-01-2013, 04:27 PM.Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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..........., he looked the horses over, and said "There's not much meat on them .......but every little helps"..........Comment
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especially as we only need small traces anyways......
"Did someone say small races?" said a horse sticking his head out the stable door, "I love 5 furlongs"
"No, small traces" said the man, "leave him, he has dodgy ears" he said to the lorry driver, who was munching on...I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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....a pig's trotter. Gerrorf me foot, squealed the pig and.......Comment
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if you cant' please don't stay there fur long
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as I'm off asap to get some Burghers before the others..............Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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when the man from Tesco said " Don't worry, we have something better than horse for our burgers: we hear that roadkill is cheap and condemned meat even cheaper" so the chef....Comment
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......who, as a sideline made TV programmes, said "Try one of our Bear Grylls"......Comment
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trips in the wilds - you'll eat anything you can find.............Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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especially if you are an expert forager like VC..Altho the locals did frown on seeing her...I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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........rummaging through their shopping market trolleys, looking for............Comment
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burgers that were 100% Beef..........An impossible task even for one as gifted as VC, who was well known for her ability to find....I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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fault with everything
- ouch ok ok - find good food everywhere.............
Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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