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an everlasting supply of the demon drink which seems only fair as the demons, having been cast out, need to have some.....................
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Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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contrition before getting back in to ...................Comment
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VCs good books which....Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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...........are gathering dust on the bookshelves, since the norty books are far more............Comment
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useful for composting, containing as they do quite a lot of dirt...........Last edited by Sheneval; 18-01-2013, 04:47 PM.Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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about various members of the forum who live in Scotland and partake of whisky fueled ceremonies in woods like the Druids did in their youth when...Comment
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young Veggies were sacraficed after they....................Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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ate there last supper ofcome on in take a seat time for tea
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Guaranteed 100% Pure Beef Burghers............Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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Which as it turns out weren't actually guaranteed 100%..... So the demons needed some whiskey and porter to wash down the taste of those burgers which they often eat with..I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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.........chopsticks made from young hazel saplings and........Comment
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of course they must come from VC's wood or else they would have to be imported from Ireland, the world's largest producer of chop sticks!! It was widely rumoured in the village that VC was thinking of (ahem) branching out and challenging the Irish dominance of the market. AP, Pots and Shen( the "tree" wise men) had advised her that it "wood" not work but she had resolved to "stick" at it until she mastered the art of making birds nest soup... Little did she know..I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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that "bird's nest soup" was nothing of the sort but made from hazel twigs stewed in whisky for hours, and flavoured by ground up worn out racing whippets and horse so she went to the RSPCA to complain to discover that...Comment
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everything was oak as trunks had been used to store the concoction and the tree wise men were actually sap[ling]s as was Trip himself........Last edited by Sheneval; 19-01-2013, 09:20 AM.Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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Meanwhile back at the ranch ( do we have a ranch?), VC was perturbed to find a rather large...I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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