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what to do, if he would do it, when he would do it , in fact where ................
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whether or not to invite the stewardess.............Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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......ahem....cabin crew...to take their seats for landing, and put doors to manual....Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
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"Manual, who needs a manual?" shouted the captain. " I am well capable of flying this thing and besides all those manuals are on CD now" he muttered loudly as he started to lower his...I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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......Aviator sunglasses onto his, it must be said, rather prominent nose of which he was rather..........Comment
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fed up as his NHS operation to reduce it from Cyrano de Bergerac size to normal had been postponed five times and he hated having to wipe .....Comment
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the windscreen of the planes with it as it made his skin dry and his nose red...."Code Red, did someone say Code Red" shouted his deaf co-pilot who also had a wonky....I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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donkey which used to pad a beat on Scarborough beach but nowComment
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was part of several thousand Tesco Value beefburgers which were quite tasty when fed to RyanAir passengers...Comment
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with there free horse tail whips andcome on in take a seat time for tea
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.......sunburnt after their Holidays, wearing Don-Quixote (gerrit?) hats and comparing how much their hols had Costa......Comment
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a fortune with all the extras from ryanair butcome on in take a seat time for teaComment
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fortunately they found they had all won the various lotteries so thought they were rich but as 50 million other people had won as well they decided to spend their winnings on....Comment
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a packet of onion seeds, which after due process, they could use to augment their tears as they lamented winning the lottery at the same time as 50 million other people - serve them right for travelling by Ryanair and devouring all these poor donkeys......................Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary
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.....' ears, cunningly disguised as salami, as well as the Horse's Doofers they nibbled..........Comment
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