Once upon a time

[Aberdeenplotter]

[stumped until I findout what a doofer is ]

[Sheneval]

which did the poor horses no good at all; indeed it affected them so badly they vowed never to travel by Ryanair ever again even if offered substantial cut price deals.......................

[veggiechicken]

........with all you can eat Horse's Doofers (or for Ap, Hors D'oeuvre).....

[Tripmeup]

Of course, a First Class First Course was to be expected from these Pirates of the Sky and so everyone settled down to enjoy the in-flight movie of

[Sheneval]

The Hoarse Whisperer..........

[Sheneval]

Almost back to the silent movie era......

[Madasafish]

whilst the band played " A Horse with No Name" by America http://tinyurl.com/yzy8u6q to mourn the passing of the actress who said...

[bubblewrap]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious with great gusto

[Aberdeenplotter]

who was a magician and ventriloquist which .........................

[veggiechicken]

..........was more than could be said for most people who operate with their hand up...........

[Aberdeenplotter]

to volunteer for the ..............

[veggiechicken]

.........Emergency Reserve of Punch and Judy Operatives, who are ..........

[bubblewrap]

hand to mouth

[Aberdeenplotter]

and down to earth but ....................

[veggiechicken]

......all too often, foot in mouth, in these days of political correctness........