Once upon a time

[Aberdeenplotter]

but let's not talk politics, parrots sounding like a grandfather clock never..................

[bubblewrap]

not very nice people!

[Sheneval]

but let's not talk politics, parrots sounding like a grandfather clock never..................

actually tell the time...........

[veggiechicken]

.........because they suffer from tickatosis ........

[Sheneval]

Or for those that can spell 'Psittacosis' however Vets generally use 'tickatosis' to let the Parrots know their time is up...............

[Madasafish]

at which point the Parrot becomes a "deceased parrot" as John Cleese said.. or rather denied but then Monty Python is....

[Aberdeenplotter]

to parrots what computers are to ticker tapes as things have moved on since ..................

[veggiechicken]

........Shen was young ............

[Sheneval]

and Mountains have been formed and Oceans have dried up...................

[veggiechicken]

.......and dinosaurs no longer roam the earth - although, looking at.........

[Madasafish]

the Olympics, some of the athletes could have been in their element chasing down ostriches on the North Americans plains or talkng a club and beating a Brontosaurus to death and cooking it over an open fire with honey to make...

[Aberdeenplotter]

a lovely meal for two and .................

[mothhawk]

...a half thousand...

[Aberdeenplotter]

[honey was half of the two ]

thousand hungry people not inclined to eat horse or .................

[veggiechicken]

.............Big Macks........