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  • deal of the day which was past its sell by date therefore making it the deal of the yesterday but...............

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    • ....it was no big deal, anyway.........

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      • ....since the pack was so old that half the cards were missing, including Mr Bun the Baker and Mrs Pots, the Painter's Wife, although rumour has it that....
        Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
        Endless wonder.

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        • .......Mrs Pots already had a little bun in the oven when she.......

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          • left home but is is claimed their absences are not connected and the traces of paint found on Mr Bun's apron are purely coincidental
            Last edited by Sheneval; 25-01-2013, 06:53 PM.
            Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

            Nutter by Nature

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            • ...as the previous week he had helped Mr Bones the butcher to...
              Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
              Endless wonder.

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              • paint his toy soldiers...........
                Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

                Nutter by Nature

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                • before they were sent to the abattoir where they would meet a...
                  I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                  ...utterly nutterly
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                  • .........beautiful young calf, who would flutter her eyelids and smile winsomely, Unfortunately, where Mr Bones the Butcher was concerned it was "losesomely" - "Oi'll ' ave 'er" 'e 'ollored..........

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                    • in his loud gravelly voice ...........
                      Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

                      Nutter by Nature

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                      • as he handed over his silver coins that would secure him his tender....
                        I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                        ...utterly nutterly
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                        • .........bit of rump and a ...........

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                          • slight possibility of a romp with the feisty lady from the tavern, who apparently used to work in a joint called the Gardener's Rest, which was frequented by a gang of.....
                            I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                            ...utterly nutterly
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                            • nutty, hard drinking, guinness swilling allotmenteers, one who shall be nameless but is soon to be married, rather fancied the said feisty lady..............
                              Endeavour to have lived, so that when you die, even the undertaker will be sorry - Puddinghead Wilson's Diary

                              Nutter by Nature

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                              • .......despite "her" hideous appearance, (cue for photo)..........

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