Once upon a time

[veggiechicken]

.........tiptoe out of the room, carrying their shoes and...........

[Tripmeup]

Trip ( who had fainted) with them...." Who is going to tell her we are gone" asked AP as they closed the door behind them..." She'll know when she doesn't hear any more laughing" said Shen. " She sure is a funny girl with all her witty one liners" said AP, " I kinda wish she would.....

[Sheneval]

recoil with horror never having seen anything like this.............

[bubblewrap]

....the turn on the stairs......

Ageing Led Zepelin members have a new single out "Stair lift to heaven".

problem

[Sheneval]

Ap claims he never looked at the picture and only used it to frighten off foxes and vandals thus protecting the whole site as there had been no veg theft or damage for some time - the only downside was that a number of adjacent plot holders had given up their plots but.......

[Madasafish]

taken to alcoholism to recover from the shock..

[Sheneval]

and the worst thing was they refused to let AP join the club...............

[Aberdeenplotter]

and he was anbsolutely delighted because ..........................

[Sheneval]

they were all lager drinkers whereas AP has excellent taste when it comes to alcohol...........

[Aberdeenplotter]

yes, you remembered, mines a ......................

[Sheneval]

a large one - I know, I know - no wonder the Barmaid likes you........

[Tripmeup]

to pay up front, what with the size of those measures..." Ah, I suppose it's fuel for a love machine" she purred..." More like fuel for my onion propagator" said AP edging slowly away from the impending threat of....

[Sheneval]

the Barmaid laying on of hands as was her habit.............

[veggiechicken]

.....whenever she was in need of a ...........

[Tripmeup]

bit of advice on growing onions from seed....AP could give her plenty of advice on that but none on....