Once upon a time

[Aberdeenplotter]

poor growing conditions and the development of a new spud called booster which....................

[veggiechicken]

...was Jagger's favourite and the subject of his song " Little Red Booster" .........

[Aberdeenplotter]

a real golden wonder in its..................

[bearded bloke]

superb mahogany frame .....

[veggiechicken]

...........that had been hand-crafted in the style of Chippendale out of old spade handles...........

[Aberdeenplotter]

but polished with the wax from four candles so that .....................

[bearded bloke]

at least two ronnies could see their reflection in it's mirror like shine ....

[Sheneval]

[rotten spelling BB although there was no need to mention me at all]

Shen's head which could cause problems when playing billiards .................

[veggiechicken]

........with the lights reflected in the glory of what once was hair but ...........

[Aberdeenplotter]

with a path through it the flies could walk along but was now akin to a wide open space in a public park or.....................

[Madasafish]

a bare patch on a lawn caused by dogs....

[veggiechicken]

........applying liquid gold at regular...........

[Aberdeenplotter]

intervals in piddly little amounts so that .....................

[Sheneval]

an odd tuft grows here and there..............

[bubblewrap]

in the palm of his hand