Once upon a time

[Madasafish]

which incidentally is rough and engrained with dirt thus ensuring a ready germination place for spuds, tomatoes and giant beanstalks...

[bearded bloke]

Hmmmmmmmm,thought BB,a bit late for a pantomime but heyho.do we have a Jack that will own up to having a giant "beanstalk"....

[veggiechicken]

........I'm sure we have many a Jack who would claim to have a giant "beanstalk".......

[Sheneval]

or perhaps a small carrot which......................

[veggiechicken]

.....with a little encouragement, might grow a little longer and.......

[Sheneval]

thus provide food for a family of rabbits instead of just for one............

[veggiechicken]

...........very hungry carrot fly who was also partial to........

[bearded bloke]

nibbling shoulders,but was not a "high flyer" like ........

[veggiechicken]

....his friend Mr C. a'bage White who aspired to...........

[Madasafish]

bigger and better things : like a 10 meter tall sunflower beaming at the sun and shouting to passers-by "you too can look like me if...."

[veggiechicken]

.....if you eat your greens and .........

[bubblewrap]

don't break wind

[Sheneval]

to which they all replied everything we can see looks like you....................

[Aberdeenplotter]

hoo hoo,I wanna be like you hoo hoo and danced like .....................

[bubblewrap]

a big bad bear