Happy Talk!!

[veggiechicken]

Just feel the need for a bit of lightening up the Forum tonight
So I'll tell you a silly story about a friend who went to his Burns night, wearing his kilt etc. Put his mobile phone in his Sporran - where else? Much to everyone's amusement, he'd set it to vibrate........I'll leave the rest to your imagination
Anyone done anything silly today?

[VirginVegGrower]

On the theme of vibrate, but this happened a few years back.
Me, Mr VVG and two friends, plus our combined four children went to Venice to celebrate my 40th birthday. On our return, her husband was called for on the aeroplane and asked to disembark. He flushed scarlet as everyone was looking at him. He had apparently been asked to confirm the suitcase on the tarmac was indeed his and to feel it! His battery shaver had switched itself on and was vibrating. The jokes about "you really must stop stroking your baggage in public" went on for months

[bubblewrap]

Just feel the need for a bit of lightening up the Forum tonight
So I'll tell you a silly story about a friend who went to his Burns night, wearing his kilt etc. Put his mobile phone in his Sporran - where else? Much to everyone's amusement, he'd set it to vibrate........I'll leave the rest to your imagination
Anyone done anything silly today?

Did he have a second mobile to excite him self