Dear Doctor!

[Sheneval]

Dear Doctor,
I have just carried them up 50 steps and I still don[t know where to plant them.
Is there a cure or am I too far gone

I have consulted a specialist here at Center Parc in Penrith where I am on holiday and he reckons you are barking mad and there is no known cure - so sorry!

[veggiechicken]

I'm sure mother wouldn't mind me taking a bit of her garden..........the temptation is too great.

Go on, you know you want to and I'm sure Mother would like some fruit instead of lettuces

[WendyC]

Only cure might be moving as none of mentioned shops near me so no temptation.

[veggiechicken]

That's what I thought Wendy but I ended up in an Aldi 50 miles away

[PyreneesPlot]

I can help you all.

I have a field but not a £ stretcher and Aldi/Lidl are sadly lacking in bargain trees. I promise to look after your trees, to love them and prune them, pick their fruit and post lots of pictures....

[zazen999]

I drove past yesterday without even a glance in Aldi's direction.

I'm double hard me.

[bubblewrap]

Aldi? I always walk there only five minuets away.