tangentisation

[mothhawk]

She lay naked on my workbench with nothing but a carrot, a lettuce and a cauliflower covering her nether regions.

She called it a vegazzle

I call it rabbit salad...

[mothhawk]

Do be careful....

[StaryD]

Another

She wanted to try phone s*x so I pretended to be an IT support guy.
It turned her off at first. Then it turned her on again

Lmao, love it

[mothhawk]

However you look at it...

[cardiffsteve]

I thought that if the 2 popes met it would end in a black hole or time paradox

[Aberdeenplotter]

If you need to dig a hole, when you have the hole half dug, you still have a whole hole

[cardiffsteve]

If you need to dig a hole, when you have the hole half dug, you still have a whole hole

Thats a que for a song

Dont dig here, dig it else where
you're digging it round and it ought to be square.

[julesapple]

"The shape of it's wrong, it's much too long,
And you can't put a hole where a hole don't belong."

Gotta love Bernard Cribbins!

[RedThorn]

where's a reasonable place to stay near Tredegar?

[veggiechicken]

Is that a serious question RT or are you tangentising?

[cardiffsteve]

where's a reasonable place to stay near Tredegar?

Henley, Windsor?

[cardiffsteve]

where's a reasonable place to stay near Tredegar?

That's one of them "oxymorons", like military intelligence or light yet filling.

[veggiechicken]

"moron" is Welsh for carrots

[Bigmallly]

Hope there are no moron flies around this year..............

[Feral007]

Honey moron's anyone?