tangentisation

[Tripmeup]

Tip: Never ever take a bottle of sparkling water to bed for in case you need a drink in the night without - and this is the important bit - opening it over the kitchen sink first to release the pressure in it

Think how poor George Best coped with all that champagne and a Miss World in his bed

[veggiechicken]

I'd rather not, if you don't mind ^^^^ Waking this morning and finding a pair of socks in the bed was exciting enough..........

[mothhawk]

^^^^^^^^^^Whose????

[veggiechicken]

You really need me to answer that..................
I'd rolled up a pair to put them away and they sneaked under the duvet when I wasn't looking Gave me quite a shock - it could have been a rat

[mothhawk]

Did you smash a book down on them - before checking properly....?

[bearded bloke]

[Snadger]

He doesn't look very happy! Maybe having his head cut off accounts for it

..........yeah, I think that would probably pee him of a bit!

[Tripmeup]

Who is the Head of Accounts?

[veggiechicken]

Did you smash a book down on them - before checking properly....?

No way, they'd crawled over against my leg - I might have hurt myself
A wife, that I know, whose husband was in the police and used to work nights, would come home and crawl into bed beside her at all hours of the night. One night, by accident, she left her hairbrush in the bed. Husband came home, got into bed, found the hairbrush and put it aside - making no comment.
The next day, she thought she'd leave something larger in the bed and see if he reacted. No, he just removed the item and went to sleep. This went on for days, a bigger object each night. Finally, she put a dining chair in bed beside her, convinced that this would have some effect - Nope. He just lifted it out and climbed into bed. They still laugh about it

[Nicos]

Gave me quite a shock - it could have been a rat

That reminds me of when I used to work at Cardiff Royal Infirmary back in the 80's.
One Monday morning I went to help this confused elderly guy out of bed having heard he'd been going on and on all week about there being something in his bed at night.

I pulled back the sheets- and lo and behold there was a massive cockroach- easily 2" long tucked up in bed with him

In those days the old oak floorboards had big gaps between them and it had obviously decided it was warmer in the bed than under the floor.....eeeeew!!

Poor bloke- it must have been awful not being believed.
There's a lesson in there for us all eh?

[bearded bloke]

[Aberdeenplotter]

Ooooh, you have a cold frame . Did you make it yourself? Only teasing of course That's what all the effort was for so here's hoping your red onions are a success

[out in the cold]

Thanks AP....

[KittyColdNose]

Did we mention that OITC built a coldframe?

[Aberdeenplotter]

Times like this are well suited for a group huggle