tangentisation

[out in the cold]

Did we mention that OITC built a coldframe?

With my own bare hands too...

[KittyColdNose]

Fabby doodles BB

[Aberdeenplotter]

I went to help this confused elderly guy out of bed having heard he'd been going on and on all week about there being something in his bed at night.

I pulled back the sheets- and lo and behold there was a massive cockroach- easily 2" long tucked up in bed with him

Last year at the National Vegetable Society Championships at Malvern, the users of the NVS Forum had a competition for a veggie animal. Mine was a spider with a tattie for the body with long red radishes for legs with small spuds attached for feet and small spuds for eyes on matches for stalks. I put it together in my hotel room and on the way to the show, stopped at reception, showed my spider and said I found it in my bed. Young lass was gob smacked and I've chuckled about it ever since.

[veggiechicken]

Do you think they'll let you stay there this year?

[Aberdeenplotter]

Hope not, Championships are in Harrogate

[veggiechicken]

You mean you're not coming to Malvern this year

[KittyColdNose]

Bloomin snowing again. Bloomin fed up of the bloomin stuff..

On the plus side, just gave myself a mini indian head massage with coconut oil, hair coated in the stuff but I don't care, too chilled.

[Aberdeenplotter]

You mean you're not coming to Malvern this year

be there in 4 years.

[veggiechicken]

Can't wait that long Ap - I'll have to find myself another man with big onions

[Aberdeenplotter]

I'll be in Wales in 2016. . It's not having big onions that counts, it's knowing what to do with them

[veggiechicken]

Will you still be able to remember in 2016?
PS Malvern's in England

[Aberdeenplotter]

Yups I know Malvern is in England. I think Wales will be in Pembroke next time, about as far away for us as it could possibly be

[veggiechicken]

Crikey, Pembroke is the other end of the world for you - but very close for me

[Aberdeenplotter]

Crikey, Pembroke is the other end of the world for you -

and some - innit

[julesapple]

I'm probably just as far away. Which is a bit of a relief after that zip/arris 'joke'