tangentisation

[julesapple]

£18? Seriously? I mean.....as much as that?

Just wow.

[KittyColdNose]

Sesame Street: Elmo Sings Rap Alphabet Song - YouTube

[KittyColdNose]

Went to a second hand/indoor markety type place... I was sorely tempted by this

[mothhawk]

"Now, of my threescore years and ten, twenty will not come again,
And take from seventy springs a score, it only leaves me fifty more.

And since to look at things in bloom fifty springs are little room,
About the woodlands I will go to see the cherry hung with snow" A E Housman

[Tripmeup]

Apologies to my friends across the water but I just had to post this

We are in a recession don't you know...
I am sure there is a missing "m" there, but then again maybe not

[veggiechicken]

Just because I like it!!

[mothhawk]

Just because I like

[mothhawk]

treehouse

[veggiechicken]

Read this and try to imagine what the item looks like and what it does, in plain English

Ladies’ Massaging Seamless Shaping Camisole
Tummy control effect with integrated elasticated support zones and breathable 3D nub texture on the inside
Bi-elastic seamless material, LYCRA® and Meryl® microfibre for an optimal fit
With added slimming benefit of caffeine
Sizes: 10 - 24
If you can't live without one **Our Offers - Thursday, 09.05. - Ladies

I'll have some strong black coffee instead please

[mothhawk]

I've had a look but I can't spot the "caffeine corset" on this poster. Where do you reckon it comes VC?

[veggiechicken]

I'd guess about 130-140, between Dunking Donuts and Full Throttle
Where do you think?

[bearded bloke]

[mothhawk]

I'm so curious about the corset with added caffeine. If your skin is supposed to absorb it from the fabric, then surely when you wash it the caffeine will be washed out? Or are you supposed to rinse it in the dregs from the cafetiere? Or is it Like Victorian winter underwear, and you're stitched into it in Autumn, and released in Spring?

[veggiechicken]

I know Moth, its bizarre. I imagine it smelliing like Starducks dregs
As for the matching "briefs" - they redefine the meaning of "brief"

[julesapple]

I'm so curious about the corset with added caffeine. If your skin is supposed to absorb it from the fabric, then surely when you wash it the caffeine will be washed out? Or are you supposed to rinse it in the dregs from the cafetiere? Or is it Like Victorian winter underwear, and you're stitched into it in Autumn, and released in Spring?

Then it would be decaffeinated - that's supposed to be better for you

If you wear the corset all day, absorbing all the caffeine, does it keep you awake at night even if you've taken the corset off?