tangentisation

[bearded bloke]

Is there still such a thing as a gogo dancer ????????

[julesapple]

Yes of course. They're in the same place as reasonably priced plumbers.......

[veggiechicken]

Is there still such a thing as a gogo dancer ????????

Yep - that was me last Friday! My arms ached on Saturday as its a long time since I last performed

[bearded bloke]

Yes of course. They're in the same place as reasonably priced plumbers.......

Nah,them's cheap,you should check out Vauhall main agent service hourly charge

[veggiechicken]

You need Norman - he's just shown me his funny elbow

[julesapple]

I'm looking at a four-figure sum....

Just called my BinL - he was a gas fitter & plumber before his Parkinson's took over - so he's going to come and have look, before the plumber comes back at 2.30, to make sure we aren't being ripped off. We do have boiler cover but I think we have to pay the bill first and sort it out later. Just looking for the paperwork for that - the BH has 'filed' it somewhere other than the file labelled 'Boiler'.....

We get our new car in less than a month!

[bearded bloke]

That's a bugger Jules,we are looking at an unknown amount of time to locate a fault on the electro-hydraulic roof on her car,a mere £102 per hour + diagnostics + parts

[julesapple]

Ouchhhhh BB......that's horrendous!

Would you like a cake pop?

[mothhawk]

Glow-in-the-dark jars

[julesapple]

I love those. Saw them on a craft site and I am sorely tempted to make some. One day. Soon.

[cardiffsteve]

Nah,them's cheap,you should check out Vauhall main agent service hourly charge

Have you seen what Mercedes charge???

Thats the car dealer not the woman who lives down the end of our road!

[cardiffsteve]

[Aberdeenplotter]

The rain in Spain falls mainly on Aberdeen

[julesapple]

This is because the Spanish own our water......they're protecting their investment!

[veggiechicken]

I've just found one of these in the garden - must have been left behind by next door's scaffolders!! It must have a use