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sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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Originally posted by Aberdeenplotter View Postsymetry doesn't count, that's at least rational
Get up, let out chooks, wee wees for dog, come in feeders/drinkers for chooks, bowls for dogs, breakfast for kids, clean out fire, take it out, bring in coal and kindling, lay it all for later, have breakfast and coffee, Hoover, Roosty eats breakfast then, long walk for dog.Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein
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Originally posted by Aberdeenplotter View PostIn T*sco, I just can't pick up a basket with handles clad in clear plastic. I will only take the blue uns. I know it's not rational but then I guess someone who encourages tangentisation isn't rational anyway.Last edited by bubblewrap; 11-02-2013, 12:00 PM.The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
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Originally posted by Bigmallly View PostI would imagine the same as the did before SAD came along.
becoming a member of the SAD Association has considerable benefitsHe who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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I wasn't particular about pegs until KK was hanging out the washing one day with matching pegs. I can't peg clothes out randomly now! I count slices when I'm chopping veg's and if it looks as if I'm going to end up with 13 cuts, I make and extra small slice to that it can be 14 and my shoes have to be the right way round before I put them on.
Oh, and it is CDO, (OCD in alphabetical order)A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)
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I have a morning ritual before leaving for work, I tap my pockets.....wallet, specs, phone, keys........if I had a pair of spoons, I'd be able to play 'em........sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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Originally posted by Aberdeenplotter View PostIn T*sco, I just can't pick up a basket with handles clad in clear plastic. I will only take the blue uns. I know it's not rational but then I guess someone who encourages tangentisation isn't rational anyway.
Some of us live in the past, always talking about back then. Some of us live in the future, always planning what we are going to do. And, then there are those, who neither look behind or ahead, but just enjoy the moment of right now.
Which one are you and is it how you want to be?
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Originally posted by Alison View PostI have an irrational dislike of T&sco - actually now I come to think of it, it's not irrational at allLook deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein
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Originally posted by zazen999 View PostI have to chew half on left hand side and half on right, walk with half right hand steps and half left; and if there are uneven numbers of stairs I have to take the last 2 at a time. Then, on the next uneven number of stairs, I have to take the 2 at a time with the other leg. And if I am eating, like a roasty dinner, I have to end with the same number of bits of things to make a mixed forkful - so if there are 3 bits of spuds, and 4 bits of parsnip then I'd have to cut the biggest potato in half. And the biggest potato bit goes with the biggest parsnip bit; and the smallest with the smallest.
It's a complicated world! And it needs evening out a little.NUTTER!
Jeeeez, I though I was bad!
Curtains must hang straight, and our lounge curtains are too small, so when drawn there is a length of rail showing. It must be equal length both sides. Mr.G now does it right, because he's fed up with me moaning about it!
Loo Roll must hang over towards the front, not the wall.
The bathroom door must be left ajar, but at the right place.
Now, this one annoys even me. If I get one hand wet, I have to rub them together, and dry them both! WTF!
OCD is NORMAL - I don't trust anyone that doesn't have it!All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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Originally posted by scarey55 View Postmy shoes have to be the right way round before I put them on.
There is a special term for this notion.
It is called "a pair of shoes"Quanti canicula ille in fenestra ?
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Originally posted by Bigmallly View PostI would imagine the same as the did before SAD came along.Jules
Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?
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Originally posted by zazen999 View PostI have to chew half on left hand side and half on right, walk with half right hand steps and half left; and if there are uneven numbers of stairs I have to take the last 2 at a time. Then, on the next uneven number of stairs, I have to take the 2 at a time with the other leg. And if I am eating, like a roasty dinner, I have to end with the same number of bits of things to make a mixed forkful - so if there are 3 bits of spuds, and 4 bits of parsnip then I'd have to cut the biggest potato in half. And the biggest potato bit goes with the biggest parsnip bit; and the smallest with the smallest.
It's a complicated world! And it needs evening out a little.I'm going to watch you next time! So why don't you swizzle Mr VVG's famous latte around? Drink from one side for half, turn it, then the other!
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein
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Originally posted by out in the cold View PostSo do mines. I even have one that I wear on my left foot all the time and a different on on my right.
There is a special term for this notion.
It is called "a pair of shoes"Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein
Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw
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Originally posted by julesapple View PostI knew I had the thing that became SAD before it had a name. It wasn't invented, it was always there.He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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