Guess What This Is?

[veggiechicken]

Thought it might be Not long now!!

[bearded bloke]

Go for it Jules can have the borrow of my mo'bike jacket if you like,the epaulettes would be useful for clutch holding while you are applauding

[julesapple]

I hesitate to ask......is it a size 10/12?

(TBH I would hope not...men should be broad shouldered.....)

[veggiechicken]

I have a Belstaff 1950s motorbike jacket if you want to borrow that - slim fit!!

[julesapple]

Oh wow.....sounds lovely! I've found a little cropped one (sits on my waist exactly, making my legs look longer and waist look smaller) on fleabay. It's a moleskin leather, incredibly soft. Cost me just over £5 including p&p.

[veggiechicken]

Mine's greasy waxed cotton - it was my husband's but I can't throw it away!

[Bigmallly]

Olive green shot taffeta sleeveless dress, black suede peep toes, black suede clutch and, to tone it all down, cropped black biker jacket. Now, in my mind, that looks quite good.......time will tell.

Right......now we've got Mr Jules sorted, what you wearing?.............

[KittyColdNose]

I can't see the piccie and wanted to play! Where did that rant thread go

[Glutton4...]

Mine's greasy waxed cotton - it was my husband's but I can't throw it away!

Wash it, then re-proof it when dry. Or leave it clean and non-proofed, if ya ain't gonna wear it!

[veggiechicken]

If I say Yes Mother will you throw me a fish too please?

[bearded bloke]

I hesitate to ask......is it a size 10/12?

What is this size thing you ask of for a male 40" chest if that helps

[julesapple]

That's going to be about 8 inches too much......

(Good grief. I never thought I'd say that......)

[Potstubsdustbins]

Steady Jules you'll have VC in fits.

Do like the underskirt though, but it won't fit with stockies or hold ups.

Potty

[julesapple]

Do like the underskirt though, but it won't fit with stockies or hold ups.

Potty

You won't want to borrow it then?