Embarrassing Situations!

[Nicos]

I recall when I was a student walking round a shop and noticing something sticking out of the bottom of one of the legs of my jeans.

Yup- a pair of my knickers from the day before

Needless to say that at bedtime I've undressed and folded my clothes properly ever since!

Fortunately ( ???) the only other person to see that was my future OH!!!

[Bigmallly]

I recall when I was a student walking round a shop and noticing something sticking out of the bottom of one of the legs of my jeans.
Yup- a pair of my knickers from the day before:eek
Fortunately ( ???) the only other person to see that was my future OH!!!

Was it him that told you?........................

[chris]

Not by far my worst (which I couldn't repeat on here!), but two jobs ago a wee farting competition was going on in the IT office. I stood up to the challenge, and promptly followed through. My "oh no" was the thing that killed everybody... the worst part for me was waddling through the HR, Finance and Payroll office (as ours was through those offices) to get to the toilet.

I had to bin my pants, and perch on a sink to wash myself.

By the time I had cleaned my self up and went back into the office everyone in the IT office were either hanging off their desks, or on the floor with tears flooded out of their eyes - hardly able to breath from all the laughter.



Not my finest hour.

[Mr Bones]

During my late twenties I’m in a crowded pub with the wife and a few friends when I spot a group of lads I hung about with at school. I pop over to briefly say hello and after a minute one of our original party and my wife come to the bar to get a round in. She stands up close behind me and covertly gives my bum a little squeeze. Within seconds I discreetly return the cheeky complement but the school mates notice, jaws drop; they don’t know she’s my wife. Thinking I’m being clever I slip my hand into the back pocket of her jeans and give it another tweak; their eyes bulge. With my hand still in place I half turn to introduce her but instead of the wife it’s some big angry looking bloke who starts to growl and snarl. “Sorry” I blurt out “your bum feels just like my wife’s..”. Turns out that wasn't the best thing to say and I haven't seen my old school mates since.

[Glutton4...]

^^PMSL Thanks for sharing!

[lottie dolly]

what a good thread,better than a jokes one,real life episodes

[Nicos]

Was it him that told you?........................

Actually- no- he hadn't noticed

[Bigmallly]

Actually- no- he hadn't noticed

That's a good job or you may be married to someone else now, espescially if he thought they were the ones you were actually supposed to be wearing..........

[redser]

My father in law got word that his sister in law in Leeds was terminally ill with cancer. He did a nice and decent thing and booked a flight and went over to visit her for one last time. It was a pleasant enough visit as she was feeling fairly well at this time. But when he was leaving she got very emotional and said, 'this is the last time I'll see you'. He replied, 'No, sure I'll be over for the funeral!!'

[Plot10]

Yup- a pair of my knickers from the day before

Reminds me of an Invernesian friend of mine who beat a quick retreat from a lad's bedroom when she saw he had "Mongy nuckurs al o'er the flayer" I love the phrase "mongy nuckers".

One of my worst experiences was during a visit to the libaray. I had a large rucksack of books on my back and on my way out sqatted down to look at the bottom shelf of the "sale" trolley by the entrance. The weight of the rucksack caused me to "turn turtle", startling the old lady next to me into exclaiming "Michty", an expression rarely encountered outside The Broons. I then had the indignity of having to roll over onto all fours and be assisted to my feet by said old lady (I was about 19).

[Mikey]

In school, as a young and shy teenager, I had an unfortunate incident in my English lesson. We were doing presentations in groups of three. I'd sat through about 4 others nervously waiting for my turn, when a unfortunate and uncontrollable bulge appeared in my trousers.

I tried everything I could think of, pinching the end, chanting 'cool wet grass', to take my mind off it, but all to no avail. I had to stand in front of a class of 30 peers who were all quietly sniggering while our ancient English teacher was completely oblivious.

By far one of the most embarrassing episodes of my life, to date.

[sammy_roser]

Oh I've got lots, had my skirt tucked into my underwear, told the milkman at my door we didn't need any milk as we didn't drink it, whilst holding a cup of milky tea, climbed off the bus and the wind blew my skirt over my head...

[Bigmallly]

Oh I've got lots, had my skirt tucked into my underwear, told the milkman at my door we didn't need any milk as we didn't drink it, whilst holding a cup of milky tea, climbed off the bus and the wind blew my skirt over my head...

Stick to wearing trousers..................oh, and make sure your fly is up........

[rabbit]

Brilliant thread, so funny.
The only one I can think of was when I was a teenager, my family were having christmas at my aunts in nottingham. we're a big family and she didn't have room for us so she gave me and my (then) boyfriend (now husband) a room at a friend of her's house. It was an attic room, full of junk, two single beds. We shared the bed and in the morning were having a bit of what we thought were very discrete and certainly very quiet and stealthy, (ahem) 'snuggles'. The woman walked right in on us! She just came in with some rubbish question about bathrooms at about 7am! We we under the covers and and we tried to seem casual but we were very red faced.

[Potstubsdustbins]

Many, Many years ago 1964 I think, mum and dad decide to fire up the old Ford Prefect and go to Skeggy for the weekend.

Seeing a great opportunity, they left about 9-30, first serious girlfriend walks in the door before 10. By 10-15 we were shall we say very cosy.

11 o/clock dad walks in the bedroom, girlfriend dives under covers I cringe waiting for the explosion. Dad calmly says get your kecks on before your mum comes in and walks out. We beat mothers return thank god but having to face dad was another story, till the day he died he never let me forget, 20 plus years of embrassment.

Why did they come back, fan belt broke, dad used one of mothers stockings as a patch job and had returned to get a fresh one from the garage.

Potty.