Embarrassing Situations!

[Bigmallly]

This happened today.............

You're just stood there minding your own business (as men do), a lady is stood in front of you facing you, you notice her trouser fly is down....................what do you do?
Would you tell her?
I bit the bullet and told her...........and didn't get a slap..........


Just wondered what embarrassing situations you may have encountered.

[veggiechicken]

I always tell men if they're in the same situation - but you would expect me to do that anyway!
I think the worst situations are when someone has a big buggy hanging from their nose..........and you can't take your eyes off it once you've noticed it.

[Linzy]

Hmmm im going to tell you all now a story of an incident that occured a month ago. It all started at the opticions whilst trying on some glasses the lady in the shop put her hand on my tummy and said 'congratulations ive only just realised, how far along are you'
Now the thing is im not expecting a baby, i might have a little tummy pudge and was wearing a top that tucked in and then flowed out, so yes it did make my tummy look abit bigger than normal. Now if this was not bad enough, i ws so embarressed i said ' im 5 months, and very excited'
Honestly at the time it was far less painful then going ' no sorry im a tad overweight' Now this incident resulted in a �600 optician bill due to complete lack of control due to loss of self esteem. And it didnt get much better because just as i was leaving she asked ' when are you due' which put me a bit on the spot, and by this point i had forgot how far along i was pretending to be so i answered with ' oooh soon' what a k**b i am.

Right you lot, beat that for embarressment

[lottie dolly]

walking around a crowded steam fair field,when some said,exuse me,but,your skirt is part tucket in your knickers,now i was quite a while since i paid a visit,so lots of peep were either blind or having a laugh,so grateful for the person who alerted me,these things do happen

[Bigmallly]

These things do indeed happen LD & you have to make an instant judgement call & hope it's the right one.

[Darwin.]

Ok, here's my worst ever.

It was about 15 years ago, I was chatting to a girl that liked me. She was quite a heavy girl, easily twice my weight. She always smelled of sweat and pee but was a friend of a friend so I stayed and chatted. She kept buying me black russians and I kept drinking them. Anyways, the night was over, we were waiting for the bus and she pounced on me, I was too drunk to know or care what was going on but a few people walked by and I heard one of them say "jesus, I thought that was two blokes kissing"

I sobered up very quickly after that.

[veggiechicken]

Would you rather be told that your flies are undone or not? If your answer is YES, then you have a duty to tell others in the same situation
For the record, I would always prefer to be told I was in a state of undress (and it has been known - usually the undone top button scenario )

[Glutton4...]

Linzy that happened to me once - but I turned round and said "I'm not pregnant - I'm fat!" The poor old fella nearly wet himself!

[Bigmallly]

Linzy that happened to me once - but I turned round and said "I'm not pregnant - I'm fat!" The poor old fella nearly wet himself!

Poor man...........that's cruel but funny............

[Bigmallly]

Would you rather be told that your flies are undone or not? If your answer is YES, then you have a duty to tell others in the same situation

My thoughts exactly.......My first words however were " Please don't slap me for looking but .........."

[veggiechicken]

That's a really nice way of saying it............much better than pointing and sniggering (would I?)

[Bigmallly]

My worry was that I would embarrass both of us.

[veggiechicken]

So much depends on the situation and who you're talking to - I'm sure you did it very well. I would have made a joke of it - but then I always do.
Believe me, there's nothing worse than walking through a room, having lots of men's eyes looking at you, thinking Oooh I must look good and sticking your chest out a bit more, to find that all your buttons are undone

[Verinda]

Years ago I was on a blind date with a very nervous man who was trying hard to impress. We were in a posh restaurant and he was looking at the menu and still trying to impress when I noticed that he was holding the menu was too close to a candle, next thing it just burst into flames and I had to throw my glass of water at it drenching everything, we were both horribly embarrased and surprisingly it was our one and only date!!

[ancee]

Guys you have made me laugh out loud!!! You poor things, but I'm glad you shared I'll think of something embarassing - I'm a good sharer too ...