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Brilliant advise from one of our own..............
sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,” -------------------------------------------------------------------- Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
----------------------------------------------------------- KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............
Sitting outside with the chiminea on with the one person in your life that makes it all worthwhile (and drinking a bottle of well chilled white wine)/
Make mine red will you?
Spending the fourth night duty with an incredibly different person, and a newbie. And having any mechanical thing that can go wrong, go wrong. And surviving to tell the tale.
Coffee at my place
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club
When bearded Bloke came to visit about 10 days ago he kindly brought me 4 tomato plants in yogurt pots. Quite small, about 4 inches high at the most. I have potted them on into flower buckets and wow such growth! All I have to do now is pluck up the courage to eat banana tomatoes, black tomatoes and god knows what the others are going to produce.
Looking good there Bill others were a yellow pear & a grapefruit,it's your fault for posting you weren't bold enough to try strange varieties,I hope they fruit well & you enjoy them if not my name is ..Albert Tatlock c/o Coronation Street,Manchester
He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Looking good there Bill others were a yellow pear & a grapefruit,it's your fault for posting you weren't bold enough to try strange varieties,I hope they fruit well & you enjoy them if not my name is ..Albert Tatlock c/o Coronation Street,Manchester
Bernie, I admit I have mega conservative tastes, but the funny thing is if I have grown something that I don't normally like (or think I wont like) I eat it!!! Garlic is a prime example, I really don't like it normally but my own home grown I bung in food with gay abandon. I can't explain it. I do draw the line at curry however.
Watering my garden this morning and notice an old lady leaning on the back wall looking down into the bear pit that is my garden. In a heavy Devon accent she said "Im be right luvly boy" "I alus av a look every morning"
I determined there and then to compliment more people on their gardens (and everything else in fact) because a few nice words that cost nothing can make some ones day.
Watering my garden this morning and notice an old lady leaning on the back wall looking down into the bear pit that is my garden. In a heavy Devon accent she said "Im be right luvly boy" "I alus av a look every morning"
I determined there and then to compliment more people on their gardens (and everything else in fact) because a few nice words that cost nothing can make some ones day.
That's lovely Bill, my Dad lived in Torquay before he died and the chappie called Bill over the road had a lovely garden, was always going for a nose., he also planted up a veggy garden for the old lady next door to my Dad. All the neighbours shared the crops.
Being on a Forum, where it's OK to post a thread titled "What is wrong with my Plums?"
Childish, I know, but I've had a really really sh!te few weeks, and my sense of humour is taking over, in a vain attempt at keeping me sane. Or as near sane as I'm ever likely to be.
Apologies if offended.
Still sniggering!
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.
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