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Twickenham tomorrow!!!!!!! 
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All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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My pre-ordered copy of Breaking Dawn Part 2 arrived today
. Now over to rant thread.
Granny on the Game in Sheffield -
Being useful.
Getting a late night phone call (10 imns ago) that starts...... Daaaad now this might sound stupid but you know about sewers don't you? .....Yesss put a few in, in my time.
The manhole is leaking raw sewage onto the pavement
who is responsible?........ Before or after the join with next door? .........After,.......... then its Severn Trent.
You sure?................... Yes because that is a lateral drain, their emergency phone number is 0800------- .
Thanks thats a great relief good night.
So I am old, I am slow, I am not as quick on the uptake as I was but I am still USEFUL
PottyPotty by name Potty by nature.
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We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
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Potty that is soo funny! Being a midwife then I can expect to remain useful whilst I know about contraception, how to tell if you're in labour, why breastfeeding is not working, and the baby won't sleep. I should be getting lots of phone calls at some stage
Ali
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Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
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It must be hard for my son, he has worked with me for some 20 years now, he has more paper qualifications than me, he is a very good gas & heating engineer. But of course when he entered the trade things were becoming more specialised and where as we older plumbers had experience of drain work he has never even touched on it.
So its back to daaaad thsi may sound stupid.
Love it!!!!!! PottyPotty by name Potty by nature.
By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.
We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
Aesop 620BC-560BC
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The thought of VC trying to graft a scion of vine onto a piece of ginger to grow ginger grapes..........
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I hope Potty never needs to know how to tell if he is in labour...........Originally posted by Feral007 View PostPotty that is soo funny! Being a midwife then I can expect to remain useful whilst I know about contraception, how to tell if you're in labour, why breastfeeding is not working, and the baby won't sleep. I should be getting lots of phone calls at some stage
sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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Anything to keep you happy BigMOriginally posted by Bigmallly View PostThe thought of VC trying to graft a scion of vine onto a piece of ginger to grow ginger grapes..........
And if that doesn't make you laugh..............
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I hope I'm first in to sell the story to News of the World if he does need toOriginally posted by Bigmallly View PostI hope Potty never needs to know how to tell if he is in labour...........
Ali
My blog: feral007.com/countrylife/
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
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I reckon you could be his personal midwife Feral...or would that be midhusband........Originally posted by Feral007 View PostI hope I'm first in to sell the story to News of the World if he does need to
sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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having both boys round on mother's day, very rare occasion and them turning into 6 year olds and wrestling on the living room floor! (one's 19 and the other is 23)Bought back loads of memories daft b*****s!!!Comment
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A phone call from son to say thanks.
PottyPotty by name Potty by nature.
By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.
We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
Aesop 620BC-560BC
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Finally watching Rugby at Twickenham!
(Just don't mention the ruddy traffic, or I may have to go and have a rant.) All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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Bit of a nail biter...Originally posted by Glutton4... View PostFinally watching Rugby at Twickenham!
(Just don't mention the ruddy traffic, or I may have to go and have a rant.)
England surviving against Italy made me happy!Le Sarramea https://jgsgardening.blogspot.com/Comment
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Having a week off to do just what I want!Gardening forever- housework wheneverComment
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