Minor Rant Thread - Part 8

[zazen999]

Seriously. When you use the last sheet, lean over, pick up another loo roll and swap the empty one for a full one. How the hell have you nearly got to 50 and not learnt this? Once more and 50, you will not make.

And whilst we are talking about it, why leave spoons and knives on the top rather than pop them in the sink? It just means you have to wipe the surface just for that one item. Crazy.

[Scarlet]

Yeah, it's the little things, isn't it!?

I agree! Why can't you just put the lid on the jam jar??? I don't even eat the stuff!!!

[Scarlet]

And while I'm at it. No! It's not my job to make sure your cycling shorts are washed every day!

[Plot10]

And whilst we are talking about it, why leave spoons and knives on the top rather than pop them in the sink? It just means you have to wipe the surface just for that one item. Crazy.

Sorry, I'm the opposite, I hate having to clear dirty stuff out of the sink so I can use it. Just stack it on the side for Pete's sake. Or better still if it's just one utensil - wash it and stick it in the drainer.

[alldigging]

Gate. Lock. Lock. Gate.
Just like that.

[rustylady]

Well that's my plans for the day scuppered. Poorly grandson to be collected from school and his parents are both busy elsewhere. Guess who got the short straw.

[VirginVegGrower]

Seriously. When you use the last sheet, lean over, pick up another loo roll and swap the empty one for a full one. How the hell have you nearly got to 50 and not learnt this? Once more and 50, you will not make.

And whilst we are talking about it, why leave spoons and knives on the top rather than pop them in the sink? It just means you have to wipe the surface just for that one item. Crazy.

I agree! Why can't you just put the lid on the jam jar??? I don't even eat the stuff!!!

And while I'm at it. No! It's not my job to make sure your cycling shorts are washed every day!

If I documented everything Mr VVG expects me to do on his behalf I'd be here all day

Not chatting - honest guv. Sun is beating it down and I'm sitting in the car waiting for a son to finish an exam - poor so and so!

[binley100]

Forgot to bring home more big plant pots from the lottie ....

and when are the people on the plot next door gonna turn up and do something ....strim the chuffin' grass and weeds down would be a start

[VirginVegGrower]

Teenage girls and their bedrooms! I'll say no more, but its taken me all day and now her, all evening. Gross!

[Glutton4...]

Small towns, peopled by small-minded PILLLLLLLLLLOCKS!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[SarzWix]

Essay questions based on a quote in a book, which was taken from a journal article which had itself quoted a magazine article, which is no longer available....?! Aren't academics supposed to avoid quoting something, which has been cited by someone else, and is unverifiable? And aren't they supposed to base essay questions on the materials they've provided, not some random quote which is actually about elephant poaching, when we're studying the protection of mountain gorillas?!

Or, to put it another way.... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh

[SarzWix]

Kids, who know you're trying to write the impossible essay, but still bring home their noisiest friends to play Xbox in the room right next to you.

Murders will occur this night.

[Glutton4...]

Parcel delivery companies who want extortionate amounts of money to deliver a parcel.

I could drive it there myself, pay for dinner, overnight accommodation, breakfast and diesel, for less than half the price they've quoted!

Theiving toe-rags.

*Digs out sat-nag

[cardiffsteve]

Forget people who hog the middle lane, 2 persons doing 50mph in the third lane on the M4 today.
The car had a stick on "P" plate on the back which im assuming means they have recently passed their test!
How do people get their licences??????????

[SarzWix]

Sorry Steve, but what does what they were wearing have to do with it?