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  • Originally posted by Glutton4... View Post
    Oh, and, BIG companies who don't proof-read their 'blurb' before going live on their website. I emailed them!

    I think I'm turning into a Mary Whitehouse kind of person. It scares me, to be honest; I always hated the woman!

    Shoot me - now!
    Click, Phut, another flash in the pan

    Potty
    Potty by name Potty by nature.

    By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.


    We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.

    Aesop 620BC-560BC

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    • Knock Knock
      Who's there?

      Nobody coz we not allowed to post jokes!

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      • Oh....I thought it was one of those silent callers. Or knock & run.....

        Still finding spilled drink in the kitchen. It got everywhere.

        And I'm soooooooo coooold.
        Jules

        Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?

        ♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥

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        • I think you may need to have your thyroid checked again. Anyhow ranting, erm...,

          Doctors who don't check T3 AND T4 conversion.
          Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

          Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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          • Originally posted by cardiffsteve View Post
            Knock Knock
            Who's there?

            Nobody coz we not allowed to post jokes!
            Correct...

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            • Originally posted by Bigmallly View Post
              Silly beggars lightbulbing with a Mocha in hand...............
              I wish I could laugh....I was being nagged at by my mother, whilst trying to make a snack and have a hot drink. It is not good enough that I'm finally sewing again, because I'm sewing for myself and not the website (which is not up yet because I'm selfishly making stuff for myself and not doing the website building) So I ended up cleaning the kitchen, toast went stone cold and no hot drink, because I'm a selfish madam.

              VVG - the boiler had thrown a wobbly and shut down. I've re-pressurised it, so we are warm now. It's seriously cold out there, but still ner sner. We've lit the fire too....nice!
              Last edited by julesapple; 24-03-2013, 06:53 PM.
              Jules

              Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?

              ♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥

              Althoughts - The New Blog (updated with bridges)

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              • The fact that its just too cold wet and windy to do anything in the garden and the forecast says this weather is set to continue allllll weeeeek!!! Pleeeease Noooo!
                The best things in life are not things.

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                • Started a new job this week. My first day in the food hall and they are short staffed. This actually means that I get a crash course on EVERYTHING then get left on my own to get on with it.
                  When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.
                  If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

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                  • Pillocks who pack a pair of brake discs (quite heavy) and set of headlamp bulbs (quite fragile) in the same box without any packing.
                    Le Sarramea https://jgsgardening.blogspot.com/

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                    • Ban triangular flapjacks

                      Evil flapjacks

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                      • ^^^^^ Totally ridiculous over reactions
                        BBC News - Canvey Island school bans triangle shaped flapjacks

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                        • Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                          Well it is Canvey...
                          All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                          Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                          • Because an orthopaedic consultant thought it was a good idea to perform Chemonucleolysis on a 16 year old me (which is the injection of enzymes derived from papaya into a prolapsed disc), which subsequently caused said disc to go hard and then crumbly, I've just been diagnosed with osteoarthritis of the spine where the vertebrae are now rubbing together. Thanks for that then Mr Orthopaedics.

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                            • Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                              That is brilliant! And it's not even April 1st.

                              It's made my day.

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                              • Originally posted by SarzWix View Post
                                Because an orthopaedic consultant thought it was a good idea to perform Chemonucleolysis on a 16 year old me (which is the injection of enzymes derived from papaya into a prolapsed disc), which subsequently caused said disc to go hard and then crumbly, I've just been diagnosed with osteoarthritis of the spine where the vertebrae are now rubbing together. Thanks for that then Mr Orthopaedics.
                                Been there. Done that. Truly sh!te. ((((((((((((((((((((HOOGE SYMPATHIES))))))))))))))))))))

                                Today has just been totally Rants.......complete & utter Rants.
                                Jules

                                Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?

                                ♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥

                                Althoughts - The New Blog (updated with bridges)

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