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  • Glad to hear it .......

    Rant:... Only thing that seems to be growing in my asparagus bed is self seeded marigolds... seeds came from a dead plant that happened to fly over the fence and shake itself around.....
    S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
    a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

    You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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    • First chance in a few weeks to start sorting out more beds this evening, 10 mins in and he heavens open. Grrrr. Stopped, I venture back out when it stops with a big mug of tea. Prompty knock it over with a spade. Grrrrr.

      I did get most of the new rooooooot bed double dug though.
      While wearing your night clothes, plant cucumbers on the 1st May before the sun comes up, and they will not be attacked by bugs.

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      • awww no David, what a waste of a good cuppa T !

        Lynne x

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        • Todays weather mix.

          Bright sunshine, open GH door. Overcast with heavy rain, close GH door. Bright sunshine, open GH door. Overcast with hail stones, close GH door. Oh and don't forget the wind. At present back to bright sunshine, bugger the GH door, I give in.

          Potty
          Potty by name Potty by nature.

          By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.


          We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.

          Aesop 620BC-560BC

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          • We had the same...

            Bright sunshine, go and weed bed. Overcast with heavy rain, go into hut. Bright sunshine, weed bed. Overcast with hail stones, retreat into hut and put kettle on. Oh and don't forget the wind. At present back to bright sunshine, bugger the weeding and planting out, I came home.

            Zazzy

            And I dropped half my gluten free cheese toastie on the floor. Nothing riles me like a wasted half a cheese toastie. Grrrrrrr.

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            • Sycamore trees. Specifically the one right next to my plot. These all came from ONE bed

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              • miserable gits on freegle who won't let me post asking for garden ground to grow veg on.

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                • Neighbours. I will say no more but rile me and you get to know about daddy's wandering palm disease.
                  Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

                  Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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                  • Idiots;

                    Why the chuff don't you video yourself, before going on national television and making a complete and utter pillock of yourself. You are the very reason there is so much utter utter tosh on the ruddy thing.

                    It must be bad - even my TV addict Husband has changed the channel.
                    All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                    Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                    • Finding my Tarbaise dried beans all had bean beetles emerging.
                      Oh well, the borlotti are fine. All nice and cooked - I'll just check one before chucking it in with the sausages and tomatoes. Ok, so I'll chuck them out too.
                      Le Sarramea https://jgsgardening.blogspot.com/

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                      • People who say plant when they mean sow, and sew when they mean sow.

                        You plant plants
                        You sow seeds
                        You sew material

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                        • Originally posted by rustylady View Post
                          People who say plant when they mean sow, and sew when they mean sow.

                          You plant plants
                          You sow seeds
                          You sew material
                          I chucked sum seedz in sum potz wiv sum dirt, init!


                          ps i didnt use pete
                          Last edited by cardiffsteve; 28-04-2013, 04:53 PM.

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                          • Yes, of course the bathwater will be cold if you didn't put the immersion on. Pillock.
                            All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                            Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                            • Don't tell "well off" pensioners to give back their benefits when "well off" politicians get expenses.
                              Are politicians going to give back their expenses, no I didn't think so!

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                              • Hubby's work are sending him to America for a week in May to visit a newly acquired business. Unfortunately, it happens to be the week we've booked off work to go away - luckily we hadn't yet actually booked anything (like accomodation etc)....

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