Minor Rant Thread - Part 8

[dandalady]

Im fed up. fed up, fed up with this bitterly cold nagging wind. Please make it go away someone!

[binley100]

This is not a very good picture but if you look very carefully you will see a thief who had mastered tightrope walking to steal the bird food ......is nowhere safe?

[Florence Fennel]

We have children who visit us and for whom I buy chocolate. You live here and I buy chocolate for you which you keep in the freezer. Just because you have eaten all your supply, what makes you think you can eat theirs? You are acting like a child - keep this up and you may become a visitor.

[Dotty Sarah]

Urgggghhhhh.....Arrrgggghhhh.......Grrrrrrrrrrr..... Blooming vine weevil larvae have killed most of my strawberries for the second year running

[julesapple]

Mrs Apple? Ward sister here. Please would you kindly bring in your husband's diabetes meds?

Sorry, I can't he doesn't take any.

Ah. That's what he said. Now, the hospital does cater for diabetics, but Mr Apple is insistent that we don't.....um, I don't know what to order for his dinner?

Oh I see. He means your diabetic meals are full of carbohydrates and to him, therefore not suitable for diabetics who control by low carbing.

But you must eat carbohydrates. They're vital.

What for?

silence.

Tell you what, I'll bring his supper & tomorrow's breakfast in this evening.

Just repeated this to the daughter and, as she's nearest she's taken him a burgen sarnie, some peanuts and berries to keep him going.

[Glutton4...]

... But you must eat carbohydrates. They're vital.

What for?

silence.

I've had that conversation, too.

Hope he's on the mend, Hon.

[julesapple]

He's soooooo stoned he doesn't care. Lucky duck!

Rant: Boy? Broccoli is green, love. If'n it's yellow you don't cook it......the house honks now.

[WendyC]

Got in early from work. Great. Checked email y---- have left a parcel for you at your neighbour. The house number is on the card the driver left. No card. Hunt for card. Resort to queuing for over 10 minutes to speak to delivery company. Ask can you tell me where my parcel is there's no card. Tells me number. Not really near my house but off I go to unknown house. Ask if have parcel "yes, my husband delivers them but you weren't in so we kept it to bring round later." Thanks but I've been queuing on the phone to find out where it is. "Ah bless you," No not bless me I've wasted half an hour hunting down the parcel because your husband couldn't be bothered to put a card through the door.

[VirginVegGrower]

Small minded idiocy. Thank God for the p and q on the lotty, that's all I can say.

[binley100]

Royal mail .........where's my letter.....

and another thing.......I know the bird feeder is hanging on the line cos I hung it there , so why the chuff do I bash my head on it everytime I water my plants also why don't I just move it ??.....bird seed in my hair and down my neck again

[VirginVegGrower]

Royal mail .........where's my letter.....

and another thing.......I know the bird feeder is hanging on the line cos I hung it there , so why the chuff do I bash my head on it everytime I water my plants also why don't I just move it ??.....bird seed in my hair and down my neck again

Where's mine too - I paid the postage and it STILL hasn't come?

Water your brassicas Bins and grow sunflowers

[binley100]

There's something fishy about this letter business.......one letter disappearing is feasible but two?????

[green thing]

Scrimping on filling

I hate it when you buy something and it looks nothing
Like what's on the box.

Didn't find any bits of 9% bramley apple
Or the 3% raspberrys. 88% fresh air !

They should show the actual product on the box
Then it wouldn't be chosen by me .

[Glutton4...]

^^ The perfect argument for not buying ready made food!

Or should that be a 'Trades descriptions' rant..? You could email them that picture.

[PyreneesPlot]

We eat at 7pm so don't roll in at 8 smelling of beer.