Minor Rant Thread - Part 8

[cardiffsteve]

Talking of which - boys who think they don't need to wash themselves and their hair every day. BATHROOM NOW!

Surely once a week is enough!

[cardiffsteve]

No, it wasn't you Jules. The perpetrator is not aware of my rage.

Yet. But he will be. He will be.

Don't think it was me......

[VirginVegGrower]

Surely once a week is enough!

You are not my son are you? Tough - it's party day tomorrow and water behind his ears will not kill him

[cardiffsteve]

You are not my son are you? Tough - it's party day tomorrow and water behind his ears will not kill him

"Im melting, damn you and your pesky dog"

[julesapple]

Talking of which - boys who think they don't need to wash themselves and their hair every day. BATHROOM NOW!

That is soooooo familiar - you have to force #2 into the shower. He's allergic to the word 'clean'

Rant; going out in this wind with an already sore ear. Not going anywhere remotely pleasant either.

[Feral007]

I've got two rants today.........what's that you say? Only two? Cheeky!

Number one - a friend on fb who is being very coy about having a new man in her life, but can't resist putting up cutsie little things here and there.......bit sickeningly like a teenager, but I'm pretty sure actually that it is someone else's ex (another friend). Come out and say it, or don't but stop with the cr@p it's making me nauseous!

Number 2: Man across the river just rang to say he's putting out 1080 baits tomorrow. I didn mention that my dog took one last year - what he swam over the river........no a bird or fox prob dropped it. Well I'm doing it all the right way. Yep, chicken wings with 1080 bait in them. Lovey darl, and so nice of you to have a little sympathy for a small dog while you're at it. Pratt! He doesn't even live here! Only down some weekends from a town a few hours away. What's it matter if there's a few foxes running over his land? Oh well, I suppose I could hope for the best....that some other animal takes it!
I've lost 2 chooks to foxes, but you don't see me baiting them, nor either of my close neighbours.
(I don't bait the foxes or the close neighbours lol)

[mothhawk]

Bla'@@y computer's crashed AGAIN! Stuck in a start-up loop this time.

AND -I'm so stoopid - stuck the default reboot CD in before I remembered I've got Norton Ghost, which would have searched the hard disk and rebooted an up to date copy! I'm an idiot, idiot, idiot!!! An idiot sitting waiting for a 3 hour download to update Windows enough so I can re-download Norton in order to download backup (one rainbow in this thunderstorm of cr@p).

And that's after phoning India to talk to a BT lackey to get my username which (I'm an idiot) was not written down and I couldn't remember, in order to be able to connect to this outdated version of IE.

So used to Mozilla I hate IE now but can't download it until updates are done. Grrrr!

[Seahorse]

Eon. I pay you 147 quid a year for one of them there fully guaranteed fix/replace services for my boiler/CH system. Your robot texted me three times to remind me to be at home for my annual service today. My appointed time was between 10 and 2. It's now 4.30 and no sign of anyone at all. I doubt it's your engineer's personal fault - s/he is probably overworked and underpaid but this fills me with no confidence whatsoever and I shall be taking my custom elsewhere.

[julesapple]

Aunty Jules? Can you make a three tier wedding cake for my friend, please?

Possibly. What does she want?

Fruit case base, chocolate in the middle and and top, fondant iced, decorated in giant chocolate roses.....on one of those acrylic stands - they don't know where to buy them.

No...I can't do that for £30 and, no, I'm not just being mean. I couldn't do that for £30 if'n they supplied all of the ingredients and the oven.....

[Glutton4...]

^^Ruddy cheek!!!

Forgotten what my rant was, now!

Being forgetful, that'll do!

[Glutton4...]

Oh, yeah, why does the evening/night time temperature fall low again, two days after you've turned off the last of the ruddy storage radiators coz it was like a ruddy sauna indoors!?

[PyreneesPlot]

Six degrees outside tonight and no of course I don't have enough fleece. Is it mid May?

[VirginVegGrower]

Oh, yeah, why does the evening/night time temperature fall low again, two days after you've turned off the last of the ruddy storage radiators coz it was like a ruddy sauna indoors!?

SNAP - FRICKIN storage heaters!

Also two faced b******s who use your son for years, then leave him standing with no seat at a table for twelve, should have been eleven, but you invite your mates along and my lad is left out. Two words for you in future and the second one is off. At least my chap has manners whilst yours is arrogant, cocky and ignorant.
Gosh that feels better

[Seahorse]

Eon never did turn up (it's 8.30 and in the unlikely event they do, they can go whistle). Luckily for them, a family member has behaved in such a spectacularly awful manner that all bets are off. Is it wine o'clock yet?

[bearded bloke]

It's always whine o'clock in the rant thread