Manifesto :)

[Capsid]

Two that I remember from his show were:

point all the wind turbines so that the UK would be blown to the Mediterranean.
All dog owners to pick up dog poo whether their dog did it or not.

[Two_Sheds]

All dog owners to pick up dog poo whether their dog did it or not.

I do that anyway. I can't stand the mess that other people leave behind: it gives all dog owners a bad name.
I have to say though, that there's more fast-food litter on the beach than dog poo

[rustylady]

All dog owners to pick up dog poo whether their dog did it or not.

If the owners picked up their own dog's poo there would be no need for others to do it.

[Martin H]

If the owners picked up their own dog's poo there would be no need for others to do it.

But if there was no dog poo there already then owners would pick up their own dog poo.

[SarzWix]

All dog owners to pick up dog poo whether their dog did it or not.

Erm, I think not. Why on earth should the lazy ones have other dog owners clean up after them?! How about bringing back dog licences with a DNA register so that any not cleaned up can be linked to the right person?!

[Two_Sheds]

How about bringing back dog licences with a DNA register so that any not cleaned up can be linked to the right person?!

I'd really like irresponsible people to be fined and/or stoned with dog poo, but the bureaucracy would cost a fortune, and The Taxpayer would pay for it. I'd rather just pick up an extra one myself (or Kick-n-Flick, or Bury-with-a-loose-mulch).

[SarzWix]

This tax-payer would be quite happy to pay for it; job creation and all that

[cardiffsteve]

If it rains on a bank holiday it will be considered a rollover!

[cardiffsteve]

People who allow their dog to mess the pavement without cleaning it up should be forced to wear it as a moustache.

[Sheneval]

Perhaps they could just wear the tail - the entire dog would be a bit of a mouthful

[veggiechicken]

Any idea what breed this was?

[Sheneval]

Looks like a Scottie to me

You are a nutter -

[Aberdeenplotter]

if we are talking about dog excrement, surely it must be a shi tzu

[ladylottie]

Why would the over 60's need free seeds?
They have already saved enough to last their and probably their kids lifetime.

Well, I would like free seeds please as here's one over 60's person who hasn't that sort of money. Not every pensioner is so lucky to have money to spare. Perhaps we could be means tested for our seeds

[Mikey]

Personally

I would re introduce the stocks in town and village square, where minor offenders can be shamed.

I would increase fuel duty and use the funds to find a suitable alternative to fossil fuels.

I would do away with planning departments and introduce a new folly law, if the project is bizarre enough you can build it.

I would reintroduce an age old practice of patronage, where the wealthy re-distribute their earnings for the advancement of their communities.

I would make it a law that all competitions on TV have to involve some modicum of intellect, or at least require a small amount of research.

I would introduce a new food class in schools on a par with maths and english, we have to break the cycle of poor diet, through education.