Evening stroll with the hound, ambling past Vicarage Wood and the fearless hunter flushes out a couple of conies. With a mighty leap and no thought of his own safety he leaps on poor old bugs and stands over him.
Woohoo first kill and its rabbit stew tonight thinks I, takes a second look and estimates I may get a sandwhich as its a quivering little baby bunny about a month old. Still nature is as nature does.
Fearless hunter leans down, opens his mouth, is that a bit of drool glistening off his pearly with fangs, lowers his head, opens his mouth even wider (bloody hell he going to swallow him whole thinks I, can you even do a Heimlich Manoeuvre on a dog) and ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
licks the thing on the ear
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he then (the dog) turns too me with a didnt I do well smile and the rabbit scarpers.
Mind you dont quote me but he was a cute little bunny
Woohoo first kill and its rabbit stew tonight thinks I, takes a second look and estimates I may get a sandwhich as its a quivering little baby bunny about a month old. Still nature is as nature does.
Fearless hunter leans down, opens his mouth, is that a bit of drool glistening off his pearly with fangs, lowers his head, opens his mouth even wider (bloody hell he going to swallow him whole thinks I, can you even do a Heimlich Manoeuvre on a dog) and ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
licks the thing on the ear
:
he then (the dog) turns too me with a didnt I do well smile and the rabbit scarpers.
Mind you dont quote me but he was a cute little bunny
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