Help - wall of fence?

[veggiechicken]

Sorry VC but I can't resist:

If you were my mother I'd be worried about you too and it would be nothing to do with 'cracks in the wall

I'd be seriously worried if I was your mother too Shen
The builder changed it today to "he'd be worried if I was a relative....." So nice to know he cares

[Sheneval]

Have you considered moving house?

[veggiechicken]

I understood VC & agree with G4 woven willow panels,just cut a hole & put a picture frame around it where you want to see the views

Can you cut holes in it without it unravelling? I've never used it so don't know what its like

[RedThorn]

SEE! We're not ALL Nutters!

Cough cough

Splutter

[Glutton4...]

Can you cut holes in it without it unravelling? I've never used it so don't know what its like

Have a look on-line, VC. There are hundreds of different designs. Some are close-weave at the bottom (ideal for your privacy), but with differing patterns and gaps at the top, allowing light and a view. As you're obviously loaded, you could afford to have some made...

*Ducks, and runs for Tin 'At

[veggiechicken]

Rather than buy, I'm more likely to coppice some hazel and weave my own fence. Can you imagine what it would like
Could be today's challenge

[bearded bloke]

Make two "picture frames",put one on the back & one on the front then screw them together,with the wicker trapped like that it cannot unravel

[veggiechicken]

Its a brilliant idea BB but I'm a DIY incompetent, as you must know by now I'm not sure how imaginative these builder chaps are either - the thought of using a pallet crate for planting seemed a step too far!
Hope they take the wall down today - I just want it gone now

[Mikey]

Woven willow panels is a troublesome mix of words, cos my little brain keeps making pillows come to mind....

It would appear we have a competition to determine who can understand what VC says......I'm abstaining.

[Hazel at the Hill]

Hope they take the wall down today - I just want it gone now

Frankly, so do we.

[Hazel at the Hill]

Could be today's challenge

Today's challenge? You're upping your game, aren't you?

[Mikey]

Today's challenge? You're upping your game, aren't you?

On form today hazel.

Do you need to borrow a sledgehammer VC?

[veggiechicken]

..........a sledgehammer to crack a nut
Here's another ridiculous notion.........prepare yourself
The uprights of the block wall are these hollow cement cubes and weigh a ton - should I salvage them? Could be used to weighdown polytunnel - or as bases for uprights - or mini-planters........etc. I've convinced myself - I want them

[gingerbilly]

I think they'd make part of a nice water feature......

[bearded bloke]

I would keep the capping stones as well VC,they may come in for edging a flower/veg bed