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Feral, I have a chum who says the world needs these idiots - they were put here to make the rest of us feel better about our selves. 
My rant - Gnat bites. Again.
My rant - Gnat bites. Again.
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All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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Sleeping till 11am on my day off, when i have 101 things I need to be doing. And now I just can't get started!Comment
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Dear man who likes to razz up our quiet residential street at great speed in your souped up car, you don't look big or clever, you're just convincing all of us that you must have an extremely tiny w*lly. Please stop it.I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery
My heart going boom boom boom
"Hey" he said "Grab your things
I've come to take you home."Comment
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People who make arrangements for someone to collect stuff from MY house in the middle of the bloody afternoon, thus ruining my plans for spending the whole afternoon at the allotment.Comment
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I have no jam jars.Comment
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I think my neighbour paid his rent and a deposit for an extra key to make hay .......
S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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I feel your pain .........Originally posted by Glutton4... View PostMy rant - Gnat bites. Again.
S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber
You can't beat a bit of garden pornComment
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I get ONE female pumpkin flower, it was pollonated then fell off when it got to golfball size. Tsk.When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.
If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.Comment
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Having to work on days like these.
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You taking that plot on, Bins? Wanna borrow my strimmer?
My rant; More Gnat bites!
All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.Comment
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Bloody speed freak racing his noisy car down our quiet residential street at 5 am.Comment
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Allotment padlocks, I'm normally great with number sequences but do you think I can remember this one. I'm often shinnying over the gate at 6 am to go and do a bit of weeding, which isn't that pleasant when you get the dew settling around your inner thighs.I'm only here cos I got on the wrong bus.Comment
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I had a sign on my plot, telling me to look after it. Basically, because I've let a patch of beets go to seed (to collect them). It's because I'm not part of the old boys club.
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Put your own sign(s) up telling them what you're doingOriginally posted by chris View PostI had a sign on my plot, telling me to look after it. Basically, because I've let a patch of beets go to seed (to collect them). It's because I'm not part of the old boys club.
My rant - it's hot and the stoopid dog keeps lying in the sunshine then wondering why she gets too hot and has to come indoors for a drink and a lie down on the kitchen tiles. Ten minutes later she's off outside again.Comment
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Shingles back pain at the top of my back
Healing coccyx back pain at the bottom of my back
Distinct lack of quality sleep this weekend due to work
Would like to go to bed now pleaseComment
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