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How many rants am I allowed?
1. Go to get some pots from the shed. Kitten, now 7 months and weighing 4kg, decided to try climbing up the glass of the potting shed. Now I have a broken pane of glass to replace.
2. As I go to leave for allotment a delivery van blocks the drive and of course can't deliver so is wandering around looking for someone to leave it with.
3. Harvesting potatoes to find rats have gnawed half of them.
Grr!
sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,” -------------------------------------------------------------------- Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
----------------------------------------------------------- KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............
So called car driver that knocked my son of his bike then did a bunk,thank you for the latest upset,just when life was turning a corner for the better,you scumbag,hope the police got the witness details,he walked into the ambo with what looked like a hand injury,thank GOD for you it was not his head again,been though enough,
sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these
Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
One bit of old folklore wisdom says to plant tomatoes when the soil is warm enough to sit on with bare buttocks. In surburban areas, use the back of your wrist. Jackie French
Member of the Eastern Branch of the Darn Under Nutter's Club
sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,” -------------------------------------------------------------------- Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
----------------------------------------------------------- KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............
(1) Some scumbag who tried to snatch my granddaughters bag as she walked to school this morning. At 10 years old this is the first term she has been allowed to walk there by herself and its only 400yards.
(2) The police reaction to the above. 999 call. 80 minutes later in strolls a PCSO who takes a description and tells mother and father there is nothing further he can do.
Then he is shocked when son tells him where he can go and stick his paperwork.
Potty
Potty by name Potty by nature.
By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.
We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
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