Minor Rant Thread - Part 9

[Bill HH]

Shelf after shelf of flavoured potato crisps, prawn and weevil eyeballs, bacon and gorrilla sputum etc, then when you get to the good old plain shelf it's regularly empty.

[alldigging]

People who take weeds to the tip!
Normal ordinary, covered in soil weeds!

Needless to say I intervened and now have a pile of weeds for my compost heap.

[Bigmallly]

Manflu..............nuf said.

[horticultural_hobbit]

No, I don't want to be observed so as to 'measure the temp of my classroom and see my classroom performance.'

No good telling me I'm good, useful and professional if I'm not treated that way. And yes, if I walk; it will will be down to you.

Any surprise then I have man flu and don't want to play with you.

[Potstubsdustbins]

Idiots who install toilets that seem to move left and right when men are peeing.

Bill the stuff that makes loos move from side to side is called ............................................BEER

Potty

[Littlefox2000]

Mice that have eaten my almost ready sweetcorn harvest. I will be getting holly at the ready.


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[binley100]

rats/mice/voles or whateverelse with sharp front teeth that has nibbled my tatties......

[Two_Sheds]

Who drive through and past roadworks at ridiculous speeds.

in a similar vein, the drivers (usually male) who tailgate & undertake me because I happen to be observing the speed limit. Actually, I do 10% over the speed limit, while the rest do whatever hell speed you want to, because there aren't any traffic police any more.

The reason it's set to 30 is because the road is narrow and shared with horse-riders, pedestrians and cyclists. If you think that's unreasonable, then go and stand at the side of the dual carriageway, with your back to traffic as it hurls past you at 70, see how you like it.

Oh, and the exclamation mark. It's overused. It shouldn't be decorating the end of every single sentence

[Nicos]

Oh, and the exclamation mark. It's overused. It shouldn't be decorating the end of every single sentence

...me thinks I may need some professional counselling to stop doing that!


..sorry if I annoy you gal x

oh - and my rant is that we're getting far more than our share of sunshine and warmth and butterflies and ...and..and...

[Bill HH]

in a similar vein, the drivers (usually male) who tailgate & undertake me because I happen to be observing the speed limit. Actually, I do 10% over the speed limit, while the rest do whatever hell speed you want to, because there aren't any traffic police any more.

The reason it's set to 30 is because the road is narrow and shared with horse-riders, pedestrians and cyclists. If you think that's unreasonable, then go and stand at the side of the dual carriageway, with your back to traffic as it hurls past you at 70, see how you like it.

Oh, and the exclamation mark. It's overused. It shouldn't be decorating the end of every single sentence

My wife holds the local record for speeding offences, she went through the speed camera on the way to Sainsburys and got flashed, then got flashed again by the same camera on the way back! (Exclamation mark fully justified)

[Glutton4...]

People who go to visit family abroad, then come back and moan about how they choose to live their lives. If you don't like the climate/people/customs/weather/food/whatever DON'T RUDDY GO!!!!!!!!!

(With apologies to TS! sorry Hon, I just can't help myself! )

[Littlefox2000]

My wife holds the local record for speeding offences, she went through the speed camera on the way to Sainsburys and got flashed, then got flashed again by the same camera on the way back! (Exclamation mark fully justified)

Did she get two tickets or just the one?


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[alldigging]

Did she get two tickets or just the one?


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You normally get a ticket a flash. Mad Charlie discovered this to his cost.

[horticultural_hobbit]

Being a fledgling; and then unsatisfactory doing your job in what is your fourth(?) subject. There were positives; but we won't worry about those. We want results, after all.


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