Minor Rant Thread - Part 9

[zazen999]

I hired you to run some x workshops and to bring 2 resources.
You call me today and you tell me you have one of the resources [which I could easily source anyway as I have a spare on my allotment], and not the other. And you haven't got the right insurances. And you haven't done x before. And you haven't run workshops before.
So why reply to the ad about running these x workshops? The clue was in the title.

[Feral007]

G4 I always think of you when I start a sentence with So...I puts a smile on my face Wicked I am.

New phone carrier not answering phone. New carrier not accepting the details they sent me in an email, so that I can harrass them online. What is the world coming to, so. Any better at the end?

[julesapple]

*deep sigh*

Ordering a kilo of buttons only to discover, when they arrive, that almost 400g are beads or just plastic discs.

[rustylady]

Members of the Vine who are rude to other members.

[Glutton4...]

... Roll on Thursday afternoon.

People wishing their lives away

'Roll on Thursday afternoon' indeed

Thursday afternoon you listen to Potty 'take as long as you like to get here, the longer the b****y better'.

Potty

Sorry, Potty, but like I said; I'm not very good at waiting.

[Glutton4...]

Rain.
Sodden ground.
Long grass.

[Scarlet]

Teenagers with upset stomach that insist on drinking pints of milkshake with bananas!!!

[Glutton4...]

Make them clear it up, Scarlet!

[Potstubsdustbins]

Just hope it made you smile G4.

Potty

[greenishfing]

Incompetence!!!!!

If you are incapable of doing your job you should be sacked. I don't care that you try hard. You are
absolutely useless and should not be allowed near the public.

However you will probably be promoted because you did try hard.

Sorry, Results count, not effort.

Why should I suffer because you are a ******

[Glutton4...]

Repeat prescription for Hubby had a note at the bottom of it saying "We do not want the Aspirin" thank you. That means we DO want the Meds that we have ticked on the form. We're not paying seven-odd quid for Aspirin when we can get it for a couple of quid elsewhere.

Hubby collects, but doesn't check it. Opens it at home and moans at me for ordering incorrectly! Rings the Dispensary, and they blame me, too. However, they must've checked again, because when I went in, they weren't so full of themselves, although, when I handed the Aspirin back they still expected me to pay for the other Meds! Yeah? Really?

No, I don't think so either!

Pillocks.

[Dorothy rouse]

I'm average height, buy jeans in 'standard' leg length, so why every time they are too long? (The 'short' length is too short ), so every time I have to shorten them, then after I washed them a few times, they shrink a bit, and I have to let them down again, and then have that 'line' round bottom, where they were turned up!

So, my legs are getting shorter?

Or maybe everybody else's legs are getting longer? Or people are getting taller, whilst I'm getting shorter?

[Scarlet]

Doctors receptionists!!!

[alldigging]

Soaking wet trousers from being on plot. And no its not raining.

[julesapple]

Our neighbour has brought a letter round - it was delivered to theirs, but they were at work all day.

It's a nasty demand for £215.35 from our utility company. I have phoned and made my displeasure apparent. They have apologised, but not very graciously. The lady only took a meter reading last Friday 18th, we only got the eBill on Tuesday 22nd. This demand was printed and sent out on Saturday 19th - BEFORE we even got the bill. WTF?!

Bl**dy cheeky blighters.....