Minor Rant Thread - Part 9

[julesapple]

Just pinched a strawberry creme and on orange creme out of the Christmas chocolates. Fleurgghhhhhh!! How on earth did I used to be able to eat whole boxes of them? Eeeeeyuck!

[binley100]

At myself for feeling meh.........sanp out of it you silly c*w there's plenty with more to complain about..

[Dorothy rouse]

Jules, sounds like you are out of practice, only two?

[Jelliebabe]

Stood up 100%fine... Lying down 100% unable to breathe... Decongestant tablets, nasal spray, tiger Balm, tissues, poorly face moisturiser, lip balm READY!

[PyreneesPlot]

Why did I join a Lyme disease discussion forum? Of course the experts have torn apart my treatment regime saying it's going to make me sick for ever if not kill me stone dead. I understand the treatment. I trust the doctor. But now I can't help but worry.
Oh, and a power cut tonight meant we couldn't get into the nurses cabinet and I had to have my jab in the back of the car!

[alldigging]

I think the desk goblin has been round and has pinched my scissors.

[julesapple]

Super pylons.

[alldigging]

Sent two emails to a friend.
Both arrived. Then one disappeared. And now there's no trace of me having sent.

[PyreneesPlot]

Just dropped the remains of a packet of dill seed straight into the keyboard of my laptop.
Trying to juggle laptop, box of seed packets, big fat catalogue, mug of tea and the cat.

[mothhawk]

Just pinched a strawberry creme and on orange creme out of the Christmas chocolates. Fleurgghhhhhh!! How on earth did I used to be able to eat whole boxes of them? Eeeeeyuck!

's'amazing innit? Once you've detoxed chocolate out of your system completely you wonder how ever you could bear to put one in your mouth, let alone scoff an entire dairy box full. The smell alone is off-putting. Yuck.
My rant - next door's dog is home alone - barking.

[julesapple]

Sadly, I managed to consume an awful lot of sickly chocolate yesterday, whilst doing puzzles. It was much easier once I got the hang of it.

Once the Christmas stash is gone, it's gone, though. After that I might have a 25g bar of 85% cocoa dark bitter chocolate - but I can never eat a whole one. It might take two or three days to eat one.

Rant: Beans. I thought they were going to be a real addition to our low carb diet. Wrong, it seems.

[lottie dolly]

's'amazing innit? Once you've detoxed chocolate out of your system completely you wonder how ever you could bear to put one in your mouth, let alone scoff an entire dairy box full. The smell alone is off-putting. Yuck.
My rant - next door's dog is home alone - barking.

Really,
my rant,i can never get hot choc out my system,i like it on kello;;;;;s,ice cream,also whipped in some double cream to make a filling with mirangue,many uses for that burst of pick me up taste if all choc was dark and not milk,i would not even sniff it,it upsets my tummy,
another rant is,i have gain what i lost,and only me to blame,

[Hazel at the Hill]

Ok, cat, I did not install a cat flat at considerable cost, buy and constantly keep a litter tray fresh and topped up just for you to pee on the bathmat.

Or, for that matter, behind the Christmas tree, where I didn't spot the stain until taking the decorations down this afternoon.

[julesapple]

Your cats have a flat? That's seriously impressive......I still share a bed with mine

Rant: Falling over Charles and landing heavily over the arm of the chair. Fairly winded myself, my front hurts across my ribs and Charlie is still sat in the same place washing his mittens.

[Hazel at the Hill]

Your cats have a flat?

Very very funny, Jules - off to the Happy thread now, thank you.