Long distance farts!!!!!!

[jacob marley]

I went into Morrisons in Coventry yesterday and lo and behold Brussel Sprouts from AUSTRALIA when was they picked !!!!!

[MrsC]

lol JM, do u like eating them?

[jacob marley]

lol JM, do u like eating them?

YES and Farting

[MrsC]

omg, how common lmao! i like eating them, but i am a lady, i never f**t lol

[bubblewrap]

omg, how common lmao! i like eating them, but i am a lady, i never f**t lol

Neither does the queen she has a bloke who walks round (hands behind back)with her to own up???(no it's not phil)

[jacob marley]

omg, how common lmao! i like eating them, but i am a lady, i never f**t lol

O of course ladys break wind same thing under a different label

[MrsC]

lmao! how do u know all this? never in public i say like the queen lol! JM - what label would that b?

[bubblewrap]

O of course ladys break wind same thing under a different label

I hought the word was fluff!!

[MrsC]

i thought fluff was the stuff u found behind the radiator? never heard that 1? please explain????? lol

[bubblewrap]

i thought fluff was the stuff u found behind the radiator? never heard that 1? please explain????? lol

Also found in the belly button!!!

[jacob marley]

i thought fluff was the stuff u found behind the radiator? never heard that 1? please explain????? lol

I find it in my belly button as well the label is the politicly correcy label

[MrsC]

lol, fluff in the belly button! how nice! do u get lots of it?

[bubblewrap]

i thought fluff was the stuff u found behind the radiator? never heard that 1? please explain????? lol

A quiet(but deadly) pssp rather than a 500 Norton!!

[MrsC]

JM - a u the man who walks behind the queen?

[jacob marley]

A quiet(but deadly) pssp rather than a 500 Norton!!

known in this area a silent violent