Long distance farts!!!!!!

[terrier]

O of course ladys break wind same thing under a different label

I believe a row of mature poplar trees can break wind for more than a mile!!

[bubblewrap]

Maybe but that is wind in & not wind out!!

[zebedee]

I know where they are from, its not that difficult to find out, but as I feel that BW has a niche in using them on the vine I wont be telling either!

Are we still talking about farts?

[madderbat]

Oh I wish I hadn't been offline so long!

Zebedee, don't get BW going on his farts please.....
As for his smileys, I have to take responsibility and have already grovelled to LJ about telling BW where to find them. Unfortunately they are in his Bookmarks now, so there is no stopping him...

Asfor long distance veg, whatever happened to Seasonal Eatiing????
Can we start a campaign for Seasonal Food? I think it's crazy to try and emulate the Victorian Grandees and have strawberries at Christmas, especially as they come from Chile these days.
Sprouts are for Christmas full stop in our house (I can't cope with BW's digestion for longer than the holiday season)

[bubblewrap]

There is a place in Nottinghamshire called Trumpton