Chatback 4

[bearded bloke]

Morning all fleeting visit,I'm off to raid damsons from hedgerows this morning

[veggiechicken]

I think you need to go halves with BB & buy a ladder to sort them cupboards out............

BB would want the top half to reach his sunflowers.............. I need longer legs .........

[veggiechicken]

Today's "young man" (who's repairing the garage door) has opened the marmalade jars!! Smells and looks OK. The tasting has to wait as I've just cleaned my teeth

[rustylady]

I'm so cold

[Tripmeup]

Morning all...

A story to make you smile hopefully...

So my just gone 4 year old obviously seen the Pepsi ad on TV recently...
Sooo, conversation as follows this morning:

Dad, so there is this park and the girls are eating their lunch..It’s a sunny day and there is a man working and because he is too warm, he takes off his t-shirt and all the girls go (she makes a face like this
They are silly girls! Why do girls do that when men take off their t shirts?

Good job she hasn’t seen all the men in your garden VC

[veggiechicken]

Lovely story Trip.
I pull that face too at some of the bodies I've seen in this garden The 2 young men here today are both fully dressed

[lottie dolly]

Good day friends,thanks Jules i did indeed get warm,am in the thowes of moving shed homes,my word,what junk we collect,serious thinning out going on,plus some things gone brittal,found others forgotten about,you know what i mean,have enough pots to start a shop up,dear son has got me lots out of skips,plus flower buckets,i have even more general pots at the lottie,gawed help me,hate having to decide what stays and goes,poor spiders have been made temporarily homeless,right,break over,back to work,
nice one trip,just a few more years,wonders what,if any conversations she has with you,hehehehe

[julesapple]

Talking of stories......

My oldest works as an advisor at the CAB. It's a busy place, lots of families. Yesterday, a gentleman of the homeless persuasion sat down on the sunny pavement, opposite the windows of the CAB waiting area, with his newly acquired Sun newspaper. He opened it at page 3 and - how do I put this delicately? - proceeded to....um...take himself in hand. In the street. In front of everybody. Everyone was horrified, understandably. CAB peeps rushed out to try and persuade the gentleman to be gentlemanly, to no avail. The rozzers were called and they had to deal with it. #1 Son says it's something he will never, ever, forget

I'm on a cushion break, anyone want a cuppa?

[julesapple]

I'm so cold

Can I offer you a cuppa and a woolly blanket? I'm feeling a wee bit chilly myself - although everyone else is warm. It's the hypothyroidism - you can't control your body temperature very well and, once you get cold it's danged difficult to get warm.

[lottie dolly]

Geeeeeeeesus,top that one eh,good job i not got a hot drink on the go and cake,i would have got scalded and chocked,

[julesapple]

Sorry, Lottie! I'm glad you didn't too....

I nearly sewed over my finger when #1 told me yesterday.

[Bigmallly]

Can I offer you a cuppa and a woolly blanket? .

That's what they should have said to the guy outside the CAB Jules............

[Glutton4...]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeevenin' Peeps - another bleugh day here today, though not as wet as yesterday, thankfully. A tad chilly now, so I've closed all the windows that've been open since the start of July. I'm going to resist even thinking about putting those ruddy storage rads on until I really have to. May just get on the XTrainer instead!

Coffee?

[rustylady]

Been horrible here all day G4. Cold, wet and windy. I've shut the windows too, and put the heating on for half an hour to take the chill off.

[Glutton4...]

Sadly, I can't do that! I'm really not looking forward to another winter in this ruddy place.

That reminds me, I really should get the chimney swept...